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[ the crow gives tara and gale such a stink eye before it flies away it will remember you forever
eventually though, it will return to wherever gale is, probably still the bulletin board if that's where this all started, and famine follows out after it. ]
Oh. Soup guy.
eventually though, it will return to wherever gale is, probably still the bulletin board if that's where this all started, and famine follows out after it. ]
Oh. Soup guy.
[ okay how did gale get assigned soup guy he was not the one dropping multiple soup metaphors within minutes of conversation he simply followed up on them. war is the weirdo soup guy.
but okay he's good-natured about this he is not bothered about being soup guy to be honest. ]
Well - as of yet, not exactly! Though if you can get me a few ingredients and a cookpot, I'm really quite happy to see what can be done.
but okay he's good-natured about this he is not bothered about being soup guy to be honest. ]
Well - as of yet, not exactly! Though if you can get me a few ingredients and a cookpot, I'm really quite happy to see what can be done.
[ gale has covered the floor in chocolate syrup to see if there are footprints left behind
anyway he can't really help himself, he has wizard disease so he is absolutely watching that spell happen and trying very hard not to act impressed in the slightest because, as mentioned, he is a wizard.
i will say he is probably not super startled by someone just magically coming out of nowhere. wizard. this happens four times a day. ]
Ah, War. Good to see you again so soon. [ he pats his little book holster, where there's a notebook now. ] Thank you, I presume? Unless this was for someone else and I simply took it. Well, it's mine now, so I suppose the thanks still goes to you.
anyway he can't really help himself, he has wizard disease so he is absolutely watching that spell happen and trying very hard not to act impressed in the slightest because, as mentioned, he is a wizard.
i will say he is probably not super startled by someone just magically coming out of nowhere. wizard. this happens four times a day. ]
Ah, War. Good to see you again so soon. [ he pats his little book holster, where there's a notebook now. ] Thank you, I presume? Unless this was for someone else and I simply took it. Well, it's mine now, so I suppose the thanks still goes to you.
Greetings! Lovely day this.
[ hello! ]
Say, do you have a number of your greatest regrets and shames written across your body like so much confessional paper in a Temple of Ilmater? Just wondering.
[ hello! ]
Say, do you have a number of your greatest regrets and shames written across your body like so much confessional paper in a Temple of Ilmater? Just wondering.
[For the record, Death's crow will peck the shit out of him with extra gusto before it departs.
It also looks pretty peeved and wary when it shows up with Death, who walks with an uneven gait.]
Good to see you're not dead yet. [His warning must have worked!]
It also looks pretty peeved and wary when it shows up with Death, who walks with an uneven gait.]
Good to see you're not dead yet. [His warning must have worked!]
Perhaps the crow and I could call a truce?
[ fair enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tara is nearby, but not attacking. just. tail swishing. it's fine. ]
Well. In a manner of speaking.
[ fair enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tara is nearby, but not attacking. just. tail swishing. it's fine. ]
Well. In a manner of speaking.
[ this time famine doesn't just come out to meet gale. instead, the shitty crow will come flying back with a letter tied to its claw again. it will obediently let the letter be untied before pecking at both gale and tara like a little bitch. in lazy script, messy like someone couldn't be bothered to pick up the pencil, gale might be able to understand what it says
ga r d en all stretched out just like that
if he walks toward the south point of the fog, where the npcs were found the first sunday before, a little piece of it will open up to him. as he approaches, it'll be a little dark, but he might make out a lump on the ground ]
ga r d en all stretched out just like that
if he walks toward the south point of the fog, where the npcs were found the first sunday before, a little piece of it will open up to him. as he approaches, it'll be a little dark, but he might make out a lump on the ground ]
[ oh no ........ blorbo.
well, he'll head off into the fog, and through whatever little magic dimension slip is there - back to the garden it is. he'll come over to the lump and stand over it, hands behind his back. ]
You're quite alive, aren't you? Only checking.
well, he'll head off into the fog, and through whatever little magic dimension slip is there - back to the garden it is. he'll come over to the lump and stand over it, hands behind his back. ]
You're quite alive, aren't you? Only checking.
[ hi pesticide ]
Still. It seems as if we should be aiming for less death overall than more.
Still. It seems as if we should be aiming for less death overall than more.
[ okay show off ................... ]
While I wouldn't disagree it was a risk you all took, it still seems somewhat shocking. You're all certainly taking this with a bit more fortitude than some of us out there.
While I wouldn't disagree it was a risk you all took, it still seems somewhat shocking. You're all certainly taking this with a bit more fortitude than some of us out there.
[ he will, in fact, turn up at the garden with a piece of the opening weekend robe wrapped around something ... that is bleeding through ...
he's not a weenus though its just fingers. he had to cart a head around half the underdark before this is not particularly terrible. ]
Hello again so soon. I appreciate your response, we were rather - hah - stumped as to what to do with these.
he's not a weenus though its just fingers. he had to cart a head around half the underdark before this is not particularly terrible. ]
Hello again so soon. I appreciate your response, we were rather - hah - stumped as to what to do with these.
[ shows up expecting to get hugged or friendshipped only to find an insane wizard instead.
when they arrive, they have a black parasol held over their head which is funny considering they have a hood and also a war mask. ]
That depends on what you want to read.
[ they really sneak attack again because there is no sound of them appearing. ]
when they arrive, they have a black parasol held over their head which is funny considering they have a hood and also a war mask. ]
That depends on what you want to read.
[ they really sneak attack again because there is no sound of them appearing. ]
[ he knows what you are. (easily sunburnt)
gale doesn't jump again because, yeah. sure. wizards. he's hanging out near the beach, but not like on it because he would also prefer not to burn, and needs somewhere slightly shady to write. looking up when they arrive. ]
Ah, hello. [ glancing up, waggling the pen between his fingers. ] Anything at all. I'm not in a position to be particularly fussy, am I?
gale doesn't jump again because, yeah. sure. wizards. he's hanging out near the beach, but not like on it because he would also prefer not to burn, and needs somewhere slightly shady to write. looking up when they arrive. ]
Ah, hello. [ glancing up, waggling the pen between his fingers. ] Anything at all. I'm not in a position to be particularly fussy, am I?
[ eyeing the sandwich judgmentally. ]
... You could do better than that.
[ the food. not the compliment. ]
... You could do better than that.
[ the food. not the compliment. ]
[ TRULY MORE AWAKE THAN I'VE EVER BEEN though i will most certainly promptly die once sleep remembers me.
gale clicks his tongue. two stabbings.]
We hadn't a clue of who else to stab, to be quite honest.
[ hm. ] ... Does Vin receive a prize for her actions?
gale clicks his tongue. two stabbings.]
We hadn't a clue of who else to stab, to be quite honest.
[ hm. ] ... Does Vin receive a prize for her actions?
[ he's in the refectory kitchen, cooking, since he did promise Famine he'd show off. Though at this point he's mostly just leaning against the table that is definitely in the kitchen and drinking alcoholic grape juice, so apparently his style is "leisurely." ]
No apologies necessary, Pestilence. These things can be more than chaotic. I hope you got some rest.
No apologies necessary, Pestilence. These things can be more than chaotic. I hope you got some rest.
You mean one day ... ?
[ impatient. anyway yes. i hope the refectory cellar is cold enough to store food, i won't be made responsible for npc food poisoning. ]
I've come up with a recipe I think you'll like. No spice.
[ so he did give in. anyway, he's been reheating on the stove some bouillabaisse, so if theyre allergic to seafood: die i guess. ]
[ impatient. anyway yes. i hope the refectory cellar is cold enough to store food, i won't be made responsible for npc food poisoning. ]
I've come up with a recipe I think you'll like. No spice.
[ so he did give in. anyway, he's been reheating on the stove some bouillabaisse, so if theyre allergic to seafood: die i guess. ]
[ he's back to drinking wine, and doesn't look like he got much sleep, but yeah. yeah. ]
You know, we should have slaughtered more of those animals before the weekend was up. What a waste ...
You know, we should have slaughtered more of those animals before the weekend was up. What a waste ...
[ i like to imagine them all just planning out their day and being like we can't go at the same time. that'd be fucking weird. ]
Since when I have been known to joke about the importance of food?
Since when I have been known to joke about the importance of food?
... And then?
[ uh well honestly his hands are fucking shaking. ]
[ uh well honestly his hands are fucking shaking. ]
[ hey fellas guess who looks like SHIT. scien has obviously not slept in a week, with heavy eye bags, hair not even braided with his stupid bread bag twist tie, and he nearly runs into a tree while walking to gale because he's still so fixated on the damn tablet in his hands
but then he'll narrowly dodge before bonking and when he looks up and sees him, he frowns ]
For what reason do you apologize to me?
but then he'll narrowly dodge before bonking and when he looks up and sees him, he frowns ]
For what reason do you apologize to me?
[ scien your DOOMSCROLLING. ]
I believe it is you yourself who has said to me multiple times that to choose someone is to allow yourself to be inconvenienced. To see that someone die on the ground I can only imagine is a ... large inconvenience.
I believe it is you yourself who has said to me multiple times that to choose someone is to allow yourself to be inconvenienced. To see that someone die on the ground I can only imagine is a ... large inconvenience.
Released? Released! Someone will kill her the second she steps foot outside of that bubble!
Yes, for the most important part [ HIS NOTEBOOKS ] but--
[ holding out a list.
it's a very extensive grocery list. i won't torture you with listing the whole thing out but it's just like basics for cooking a lot of simple things and spices/seasonings. ]
I don't know where we will be next week, but I would like to be prepared.
[ holding out a list.
it's a very extensive grocery list. i won't torture you with listing the whole thing out but it's just like basics for cooking a lot of simple things and spices/seasonings. ]
I don't know where we will be next week, but I would like to be prepared.
[ omnipotent girl help ]
So this morning Vin comes to me and suggests that she and a few others have decided to have a meeting to discuss what to be done of the Camille situation considering that she is now openly infected with a monster and will likely at some point kill again if not this week then soon, so it seems prudent to at least consider our options. I say, alright, on the condition that I will likely not be advocating for pulling out knives and stabbing her in the middle of the Waterdeep Council floor like a dishonored Open Hand, but I'm interested to see their options. When I arrive they are all discussing the options and Vin relays to the rest of them that yes, she has access to the items in the cases the swamp, and I decide perhaps I should reveal my own predicament that I need solved: my death and thus the usefulness of said items in the cases. Anyway, they all start encouraging me to do the murder of Camille, and are actually presenting pretty compelling arguments, but I suppose my gut hesitated because I thought I should take your advice on shouldering burdens and convey the idea to Karlach and Astarion, who do not take it well. Karlach says she would like to save just one person and I suppose does not want me to do it, so, I can't do it. I return to the group with this news and we consider the options. I think, ah, what about the possibility of Camille partnering and using her wish to cure herself, but of course that puts her partner who I know quite well at risk and I don't want to do that either considering how very likely it is she will end up dead anyway at the end of this week though we know now you can repartner with some success at saving yourself as long as you do in time, and I do know several available unpartnered individuals.
Anyway, Asa had the idea that perhaps what if we just kill Camille and then use the revival item to revive her.
Which I think is where we are at now?
[ help me? ]
So this morning Vin comes to me and suggests that she and a few others have decided to have a meeting to discuss what to be done of the Camille situation considering that she is now openly infected with a monster and will likely at some point kill again if not this week then soon, so it seems prudent to at least consider our options. I say, alright, on the condition that I will likely not be advocating for pulling out knives and stabbing her in the middle of the Waterdeep Council floor like a dishonored Open Hand, but I'm interested to see their options. When I arrive they are all discussing the options and Vin relays to the rest of them that yes, she has access to the items in the cases the swamp, and I decide perhaps I should reveal my own predicament that I need solved: my death and thus the usefulness of said items in the cases. Anyway, they all start encouraging me to do the murder of Camille, and are actually presenting pretty compelling arguments, but I suppose my gut hesitated because I thought I should take your advice on shouldering burdens and convey the idea to Karlach and Astarion, who do not take it well. Karlach says she would like to save just one person and I suppose does not want me to do it, so, I can't do it. I return to the group with this news and we consider the options. I think, ah, what about the possibility of Camille partnering and using her wish to cure herself, but of course that puts her partner who I know quite well at risk and I don't want to do that either considering how very likely it is she will end up dead anyway at the end of this week though we know now you can repartner with some success at saving yourself as long as you do in time, and I do know several available unpartnered individuals.
Anyway, Asa had the idea that perhaps what if we just kill Camille and then use the revival item to revive her.
Which I think is where we are at now?
[ help me? ]
[ he is. sorry!!!! welcome back to the fucking library!!!!! gale looks fucking exhausted, his hair is all kinds of out of place and he looks like he has not slept last night again. oopsie. but it's fine, normal stuff. ]
Ah-- You're here! Good. Well. Not good. I suppose I sent that prematurely, because I was pulled in the direction of other projects instead of focusing on this one.
[ but he's taking a break from plotting insane murders to relax with his anal book, one of the new journals open beside it where he's clearly been translating something.]
Sit? Or float. Whatever you prefer.
Ah-- You're here! Good. Well. Not good. I suppose I sent that prematurely, because I was pulled in the direction of other projects instead of focusing on this one.
[ but he's taking a break from plotting insane murders to relax with his anal book, one of the new journals open beside it where he's clearly been translating something.]
Sit? Or float. Whatever you prefer.
[ there's a big fuckin' bruise spreading across his cheekbone. that hulked out fox was real strong. ]
This time I found myself rather at the center, however?
This time I found myself rather at the center, however?
[ unfortunately gale has a Complex which means he'll just obey that little command and walk over. ]
He ate it. After all of that! Horrible.
He ate it. After all of that! Horrible.
[ the way i intended to move this to sunday but then forgot like when you get rid of a notif then forget to answer.
GUESS GALE WOULD SAY SOMETHING DIFFERENT BY NOW CONSIDER YOU STUPID WIZARD FRUIT!!! anyway they arrive regardless of whether gale wouldn't even send anything at all, i guess. ]
I'm surprised some people have even left your side.
GUESS GALE WOULD SAY SOMETHING DIFFERENT BY NOW CONSIDER YOU STUPID WIZARD FRUIT!!! anyway they arrive regardless of whether gale wouldn't even send anything at all, i guess. ]
I'm surprised some people have even left your side.
[ its because you hate me ..........................
he's somewhere just sort of chilling while tara refuses to move from pretty much directly on top of his chest. velcro. she was traumatized. he's got the book of karsus out again (sorry) and is doing his best to take notes around her - luckily not with the hand that got smashed. that hand is clearly doing Not Great though. ]
I'm really quite certain I won't pass away from the shock like a terrified rabbit the moment I am alone.
he's somewhere just sort of chilling while tara refuses to move from pretty much directly on top of his chest. velcro. she was traumatized. he's got the book of karsus out again (sorry) and is doing his best to take notes around her - luckily not with the hand that got smashed. that hand is clearly doing Not Great though. ]
I'm really quite certain I won't pass away from the shock like a terrified rabbit the moment I am alone.
[ boardwalk! he is thinking very sappy little thoughts like `I missed the sight of the ocean until scien strolls up and talks to him about barking at which point he's just fucking sighing. ]
Somehow, I doubt this very much.
[ he barks. ]
Somehow, I doubt this very much.
[ he barks. ]
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