audience: asa

[mygod]

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w0 monday

[mygod]

[Death arrives not long after; they walk with a meager limp and a cane, and a crow that sits on their shoulder to peck at the gold edges of their mask.]

The bigger issue is that people can't seem to read.

[There's a warning now and everything...]

[halved]

[she glares at this crow like it's now her mortal enemy, nursing a brand new bruise on her hand. evil bird. fuck you, bird.]

Seriously... If they can't be bothered to read the warning, then they deserve what's coming to them.

week 0 tuesday

[mygod]

[ caw caw caw the crow picks a fight with asa and then leaves! famine wanders over a short while later. they obviously look her over for any sign of a tattoo because rude ]

I hate to say that the answer is magic, but it is. We're all affected.

[ on the side of their neck FAILING TO SAVE THEM is out there for god and everyone to see ]

[halved]

What a pain... I don't want to deal with this for the next two months.

[rude? there's one right on her leg, which reads: failed to stop her only friend from becoming a devil. her eyes naturally fall on their tattoo first, before she politely looks away.]

Does that mean the rest of the cult is affected too?

week 0, tuesday

[mygod]

[ this shitpost always makes me think of francy.

their appearance after the crow is probably a surprise because they do not make any noise whatsoever. they are just there, suddenly, with her. ]

Go ahead.

[halved]

[asa assigned francykin...

also, it feels very appropriate that war is the one jumpscaring her. yoru does this to her, too? fucking war.]

-—Holy crap. Did you teleport?

week 0, thursday

[mygod]

[ Hi Asa.

Pestilence is going to pop up where they are! Not like, magically, they are just walking up behind her. ]

Hey! That depends!

[halved]

[oh, thank god. a normal approach.

she tilts her head.]

It depends on... circumstances? Or the things we want? I remember you said you couldn't fulfill our requests too often.

week 0 sunday

[mygod]

[ Hi Asa.

Pesto is going to arrive! ]

They've been dealt with.

[halved]

[hello, pesto...]

Disposed of, you mean? Can I know how?

week 0, sunday

[mygod]

[ they appear along with a pecking and annoying crow as usual. ]

What do you mean?

[halved]

The update to the rules. It says in the event of someone's monster going out of control, or any other deadly encounter, we have to figure it out ourselves. But you said you couldn't just tell us yesterday because the ritual wouldn't work.

[asa, who does not know how murdergames work,]

What does that mean for accidents and self defense?

week 1, monday

[mygod]

[ hello asa. wherever she is, famine wanders over, yawning ]

We don't know. More room to stretch your legs?

[halved]

[glances. the yawning...]

Did you just wake up?

week 2, tuesday

[mygod]

[ hello pesto is here. ]

Oh, I had warned a few people that there are creatures lurking around.

[halved]

[CLOSES HER EYES... massages the bridge of her nose.]

Okay, well, those people clearly didn't spread the message. What the heck?

week 2, wednesday

[mygod]

[ famine shows up, holding the note and obviously laughing ]

Don't spoil the fun so soon.

[halved]

[FROWNY FACE.]

Your sense of humor is awful. Are you going to be sending any more letters like that?

week 2, weds

[mygod]

[ asa is going to get pecked, but it's fine......... she gets a letter back. ]

A what?

[halved]

[NOT THE BIRD AGAIN

also i feel the need to state that war is going to have to suffer through her shitty handwriting. her dominant hand is gone, my dude.]

Why did you have to send the crow back
A vtuber? That video game thing you had us do on the computer today.

week 2, saturday

[mygod]

[ hi asa

pesto is popping up wherever she is. ]

For now, keeping her secured until she calms down.

[halved]

... Will she calm down? We all saw her transform, so it's not like she can go back to pretending things are normal.

week 2, sunday

[mygod]

[ thinks about her terrible letters from before.





they arrive to where she is. ]

You should be concerned about her affliction.

[halved]

[HELP. extremely valid.]

I am. I'm just wondering if she'll even bother to wait until the fog rolls in, since we know she's afflicted.

week 3, tuesday

[mygod]

[ hi pesto is here ]

... mmhm! Looks like it.

[halved]

Ah... It's a surprise for you, too?

week 3, sunday

[mygod]

[ the maleficent arrival continues to happen, sorry. ]

You will know, but, as you've seen, I wouldn't go around talking about it out loud.

[halved]

[at this point she'd be more startled if they walked up to her like a normal person.]

Believe me, I don't plan to. [HAWKE... YOUR EYEBALLS.] I don't feel any different so far. I assume that means my partner is still alive, right?

week 4, monday

[mygod]

[ HELP NOT THE BARKING......

they will show up for her, curious note in hand. ]

Barking?

[halved]

[gazes into their eye holes and completely deadpan:]

Barking.

week 4, monday

[mygod]

Yes, we can order a sleeping bag.

Is that all?

[halved]

[opens her mouth to say yeah, that's all!

barks.]

week 4, monday

[mygod]

[ hi asa... pestilence is here. ]

Do you want to go see it together?

[halved]

[hello. she thinks about it, and then slowly nods.]

From a distance, right?

week 5, monday

[mygod]

[ HELP MEEEE ASAAAAA

the way war startles visible and the emotions are horrified surprise when they arrive to find GASTON JUST OUT HERE. they have never seen gaston in their fucking life, and for a moment, they think they have run into some sort of civilian in elysium.

then it kind of quickly dawns on them. ]

Asa...?

[halved]

[GAZES TIREDLY... no one is as judgey as gasaton. the vibes are rancid. it's like standing next to a rabid dog. she's about to throw hands.]

Someone used their illusion power to make me look like a character from a movie. I'm not talking about it.

[anyway, she pulls out aerith's letter to show them... by sliding it into one of their hands and then letting go to quickly holding the other. so tenderly. so loving. she is about to bite someone to death.]

I got this letter from Aerith today. There are a few things I don't understand, though. Like the stuff with the runes and rocks, and the number six. It... sounds like the ritual will fail if there are too little of us left?

[which would normally sound great, but. hm. those are not good news for them at all, actually. there's a sense of dread. here's a screenshot of the letter so you don't have to go look for it.]

week 5, tuesday

[mygod]

[ hi asa doesn't care about fancy starters anymore ]

Yes?

[halved]

[who needs fancy starters when you're dead inside

anyway, she squints.]

What happened between you and Ashlyn?

week 5, sunday

[rhine]

[ hi asa they're somewhere idk ]

What brought this on?

[halved]

I used my power on the sky and got the sense that the stars and the moon offer a little guidance each week. But I don't know how, or for whom.

week 6, sunday

[rhine]

[ she will go to where asa is, holding an umbrella over her head. ]

Any ideas?

[halved]

[glances curiously at the umbrella.]

I guess... maybe a walk through the markets? Feels like it's the only place left where someone hasn't died by now.

[not even the npc area is safe... someone killed will there...]