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Said like a real killjoy.

Did you really find the jellyfish monologue so interesting?

Hey, I studied for hours. I could give a better tour than any guide who worked at that aquarium!

I typically do not bother to engage in topics of romance.

But even I know that's a faux pas.

How would you know? You just said you don't do romance.

I don't.

But it's better than trying to do romance and failing so embarrassingly.

Like you could do any better.

You could probably bait a less confident person with this dare.

But I don't even think your opinion is worthwhile enough to entertain it.

Why would I try to goad you into subjecting someone else to [GESTURES AT ALL OF THEM] this? It wasn't a dare. It was a fact.