audience: asa

[mygod]

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Then I'll come back to complain if I waste my power on another joke. It's gonna be really annoying for you.

[mygod]

You speak as if you do not annoy me already.

[halved]

[rolling her eyes.]

Sure, okay. It'll be worse. Why Rondo, anyway?

[mygod]

Easy target.

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[makes a face like this is not wrong but i must :nyeh:

but also i personally think it's funny to give the overseer csm horsemen mems, so. witness anime girl famine.]

[mygod]

[ they make a face. thank god people didn't start calling them fami

but also, first: ]

You really are boring.

[ NOOOOOO ]

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[NOOOOOOOO]

I don't want to hear that from someone who thinks fake letters are funny! What are you, 12?

[mygod]

Said like a real killjoy.

Did you really find the jellyfish monologue so interesting?

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Hey, I studied for hours. I could give a better tour than any guide who worked at that aquarium!

[mygod]

I typically do not bother to engage in topics of romance.

But even I know that's a faux pas.

[halved]

How would you know? You just said you don't do romance.

[mygod]

I don't.

But it's better than trying to do romance and failing so embarrassingly.

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Like you could do any better.

[mygod]

You could probably bait a less confident person with this dare.

But I don't even think your opinion is worthwhile enough to entertain it.

[halved]

Why would I try to goad you into subjecting someone else to [GESTURES AT ALL OF THEM] this? It wasn't a dare. It was a fact.