audience: astarion

[mygod]

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[mygod]

Others have made requests for bathroom essentials. Though I cannot tell you who, perhaps they might take pity on you if you emit a particularly terrible odor.

[haematocritical]

I’m sure I can find them and tide myself over until soap arrives.

[ … ]

Where is this place, anyway? Yes, I’m sure there’s magic involved in how we’re here— but where is it?

[mygod]

You’re asking a question I do not have an answer to, as we also did not anticipate the appearance of this island.

[haematocritical]

Oh, so we're just parading around a potentially hostile mystery land. Wonderful.

[ also big 'why the fuck not' energy coming from him now. there are showers here. ]

Likely to vanish as fast as it arrived, I take it.

[mygod]

I wouldn’t get too comfortable here, no. Take what you care to keep before it disappears.

[haematocritical]

...



Can these things be removed? [ he does actually mean the whole shower ]

[mygod]

You should try and find out.

[ the answer is no ]

[haematocritical]

[ he looks like he's really thinking about it. ]

[mygod]

[ crosses their arms and takes a step back to wait and watch ]

[haematocritical]

[ well now he doesn't want to. ]

Now it jsut feels like a trap.

[mygod]

I'm merely observing to see what you come up with.

[haematocritical]

[ this still feels like a trap. danger danger. ]

Hmm...

[ actually is there soap and stuff in the animal crossing shower? ]

[mygod]

[ there is but it cannot be stolen ]

[haematocritical]

[ boo. ]

I suppose I’ll just have to make the most of this while it’s still here. [ wait ] This place isn’t going to vanish while we’re still here, is it?

[mygod]

[ laughs ]

Now that'd be funny. That's one way to lose half of our sacrifices in one fell swoop.

[haematocritical]

It would probably serve the cult at large right, but I don't relish the idea of being-- [ hm. ]

Torn out of existence? Teleported?

[mygod]

Hard to say. Maybe lost forever, on this quaint little island.

[haematocritical]

Ugh.

[ ugh ]

[mygod]

Interesting that you'd choose a shit town with no soap instead.

[haematocritical]

It's the potentially being lost forevermore part I'm less excited about.

[mygod]

More that you seek to accomplish?

[haematocritical]

When I say I want to live again, I do mean in a place I am accustomed to, being able to do things I enjoy.

[mygod]

You speak as though I'm meant to know anything about you.

[ they have not discussed anything personal at all which is admittedly what famine would prefer ]

[haematocritical]

[ good for they. ]

Oh come now, wanting to live is hardly a deep secret no one has ever had in their lifetime.

[mygod]

Most people take it for granted.

So I take it that you've had the option removed from you for a time?