housing hub: mortuary

[mygod]

Mortuary

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housing

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Home sweet home, or in your case, a dilapidated building. Of course, nothing is stopping you from finding shelter elsewhere, but at some point you must have stepped into this building or slept under its roof, so this is home; while it's not very plush, do you really want to risk sleeping outside?

There is also a small plaque on the mailbox now with everyone's names engraved on it. Trying to deface it will result in more papercuts, for some reason. The names read:

Astarion Ancunín, Gale of Waterdeep, Karlach Cliffgate, Nona, Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, Vin

By your sleeping arrangements, there are chests to hold whatever items you opt to place in them, which cannot be publicly accessed like the rest of your house. Otherwise, guests are free to come and go or sleep over, though going over the maximum suggested occupancy will be uncomfortable and cramped. Guests will also be unable to access to this post. Characters are also free to stay at any of the other housing locations, with the same stipulations.

Feel free to use this post for any resident gatherings, updates, etc!

For your easy reference: An industrial, cold building with no windows, brown-stained floors, and the metallic smell of blood. Five adult, wooden coffins sit neatly in a row near two metal surgical tables. Often, scratching can be heard from inside one of the coffins. Opening any of the lids reveals only an empty nest of plush velvet lining, perfect for long naps out of the sun. If the lanterns on the walls are still too bright, there is a tiny basement level with two extra coffins, not a sliver of sunlight or lamplight to be found. Additionally, the basement houses a chest with several velvet blankets inside.

Out front, a large, wooden mailbox sitting on a sturdy pole. There is enough room for all deliveries for every individual assigned to this housing.

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Comments

[haematocritical]

[ he's giving the energy of someone who wants these lids off, but doesn't want to break a nail. ]

[turbulency]

[ also watching him do this ]

[haematocritical]

[ there is a lot of watching and not a lot of helping going on here!!! ]

[turbulency]

[ teenagers are useless i'm sorry ]

[haematocritical]

[ and there are so many of them here.


astarion has done nothing wrong in his entire life why is he cursed this way ]

[situationship]

[ also watches ]

[haematocritical]

[ teenagers. ]

[situationship]

[ HI! ]

Making home comfortable?

[haematocritical]

...

Something like that.

[situationship]

Woah... It's like having a housekeeper. Someone will keep the creepy noises at bay.

[haematocritical]

[ gazes. ]

I am not your housekeeper.

[situationship]

Coffinmate.

[haematocritical]

Do not get in a coffin with me.

[situationship]

I didn't say I was!

[haematocritical]

Then it's a pre-emptive warning.

[situationship]

Or else what?

[haematocritical]

[ he hasn't thought of that.

but if he wakes up in a coffin with gojo he will scream. ]

[situationship]

[ Snorts. ]

Let's tidy up a little!

[haematocritical]

But the dried blood gives such ambience.

[ it does not. this is sarcasm. ]

[situationship]

Awwww, we can leave a little blood stain somewhere if anyone thinks they'll miss it.

[ he gets the sarcasm. He passes Astarion some of the cleaning supplies. ]

[haematocritical]

[ is handed these supplies. ]

Why, will you miss it?

[situationship]

Naw. I've have my fill of old blood already. Lost its novelty a long time ago.

[ you're 18, starts brooming. ]

[haematocritical]

[ this should be concerning but he doesn't bat at eyelid. ]

If it's as old as it looks, it will have seeped into the cracks as well. I doubt we'll get it all out.

[situationship]

[ everyone's a FREAK in this game ]

Getting the smell out or masking it is enough for me!

[haematocritical]

You may want to ask our hosts for something pleasantly scented, then. It seeps. Into. The cracks.

[ metallic scents for all. ]