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scawwy mods ([personal profile] mygod) wrote2024-06-09 10:12 pm
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housing hub: mortuary

Mortuary

housing




Home sweet home, or in your case, a dilapidated building. Of course, nothing is stopping you from finding shelter elsewhere, but at some point you must have stepped into this building or slept under its roof, so this is home; while it's not very plush, do you really want to risk sleeping outside?

There is also a small plaque on the mailbox now with everyone's names engraved on it. Trying to deface it will result in more papercuts, for some reason. The names read:

Astarion Ancunín, Gale of Waterdeep, Karlach Cliffgate, Nona, Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, Vin

By your sleeping arrangements, there are chests to hold whatever items you opt to place in them, which cannot be publicly accessed like the rest of your house. Otherwise, guests are free to come and go or sleep over, though going over the maximum suggested occupancy will be uncomfortable and cramped. Guests will also be unable to access to this post. Characters are also free to stay at any of the other housing locations, with the same stipulations.

Feel free to use this post for any resident gatherings, updates, etc!

For your easy reference: An industrial, cold building with no windows, brown-stained floors, and the metallic smell of blood. Five adult, wooden coffins sit neatly in a row near two metal surgical tables. Often, scratching can be heard from inside one of the coffins. Opening any of the lids reveals only an empty nest of plush velvet lining, perfect for long naps out of the sun. If the lanterns on the walls are still too bright, there is a tiny basement level with two extra coffins, not a sliver of sunlight or lamplight to be found. Additionally, the basement houses a chest with several velvet blankets inside.

Out front, a large, wooden mailbox sitting on a sturdy pole. There is enough room for all deliveries for every individual assigned to this housing.



haematocritical: (116)

anyway

[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-10 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ goes around trying to bat the lids off the coffins like an angry cat with the strength of a wet paper fish. ]

Just try scrabbling at that now, you little--

[ yeah! ]
allomantic: (pic#15407645)

[personal profile] allomantic 2024-06-10 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[silently watching him do this]
haematocritical: (137)

[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-10 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he's giving the energy of someone who wants these lids off, but doesn't want to break a nail. ]
turbulency: (a53)

[personal profile] turbulency 2024-06-10 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ also watching him do this ]
alldoomnogloom: (G83)

[personal profile] alldoomnogloom 2024-06-10 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ already beginning to write in his new notebook, thank you. but he'll pause and look up at him doing this. ]

Perhaps you should wait for Karlach to aide you before you injure your back, Astarion?
haematocritical: (108)

[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-10 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ there is a lot of watching and not a lot of helping going on here!!! ]
turbulency: (a54)

[personal profile] turbulency 2024-06-10 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ teenagers are useless i'm sorry ]
turbulency: (a55)

[personal profile] turbulency 2024-06-10 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ looks at gale ]

What's up with him?
haematocritical: (126)

[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-10 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ YOO HOO KARLACH. HELP. ]

I might as well get a head start ay shutting these things up.

[ why did he end up here? (because funny) ]
haematocritical: (108)

[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-10 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ and there are so many of them here.


astarion has done nothing wrong in his entire life why is he cursed this way ]
alldoomnogloom: (G26)

[personal profile] alldoomnogloom 2024-06-10 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ a very, very long hmmmmm. ]

Where to begin, quite honestly ...
haematocritical: (016)

[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-10 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I can hear you.
alldoomnogloom: (43812)

[personal profile] alldoomnogloom 2024-06-10 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as you're enjoying yourself!

[ no he's not going to help. ]
alldoomnogloom: (33444)

[personal profile] alldoomnogloom 2024-06-10 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Hearing like a bat, this one!
ablazement: (this is fucking voldemort papa john huh)

[personal profile] ablazement 2024-06-10 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[is not helping]
turbulency: (a13)

[personal profile] turbulency 2024-06-10 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ rubs his forehead ]

Can you give me just the cliffnotes?
haematocritical: (107)

[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-10 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ BETRAYAL. ]
haematocritical: (129)

[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-10 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Quite. I've never had so much fun in my life.
haematocritical: (108)

[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-10 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ throws the broom at him ]
ablazement: (avian law does not apply to humans)

[personal profile] ablazement 2024-06-10 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
What are you even doing over there? [like she WILL help but you have to ask her using your words. she will train you to do this if it kills her.]
haematocritical: (129)

[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-10 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
If there's no lid, Karlach, this place can't make scrabbling sounds with it.

[ and no!! ]
alldoomnogloom: (G80)

[personal profile] alldoomnogloom 2024-06-10 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he really does have to have a long think about how to phrase this without getting another broom thrown at him. ]

Astarion is a charming fellow who is rather particular about his environs. Do keep anything you would care to hold onto in your lockable chest, please understand it is force of habit, and not personal. As a personal endorsement, I've had my tent next to his for most of the past few weeks and had a perfectly peaceful co-existence.

[ there. ]
alldoomnogloom: (G81)

[personal profile] alldoomnogloom 2024-06-10 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ hit with a broom. ]

Ow.

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