housing hub: mortuary

[mygod]

Mortuary

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housing

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Home sweet home, or in your case, a dilapidated building. Of course, nothing is stopping you from finding shelter elsewhere, but at some point you must have stepped into this building or slept under its roof, so this is home; while it's not very plush, do you really want to risk sleeping outside?

There is also a small plaque on the mailbox now with everyone's names engraved on it. Trying to deface it will result in more papercuts, for some reason. The names read:

Astarion Ancunín, Gale of Waterdeep, Karlach Cliffgate, Nona, Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, Vin

By your sleeping arrangements, there are chests to hold whatever items you opt to place in them, which cannot be publicly accessed like the rest of your house. Otherwise, guests are free to come and go or sleep over, though going over the maximum suggested occupancy will be uncomfortable and cramped. Guests will also be unable to access to this post. Characters are also free to stay at any of the other housing locations, with the same stipulations.

Feel free to use this post for any resident gatherings, updates, etc!

For your easy reference: An industrial, cold building with no windows, brown-stained floors, and the metallic smell of blood. Five adult, wooden coffins sit neatly in a row near two metal surgical tables. Often, scratching can be heard from inside one of the coffins. Opening any of the lids reveals only an empty nest of plush velvet lining, perfect for long naps out of the sun. If the lanterns on the walls are still too bright, there is a tiny basement level with two extra coffins, not a sliver of sunlight or lamplight to be found. Additionally, the basement houses a chest with several velvet blankets inside.

Out front, a large, wooden mailbox sitting on a sturdy pole. There is enough room for all deliveries for every individual assigned to this housing.

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Comments

[situationship]

Naw. I've have my fill of old blood already. Lost its novelty a long time ago.

[ you're 18, starts brooming. ]

[haematocritical]

[ this should be concerning but he doesn't bat at eyelid. ]

If it's as old as it looks, it will have seeped into the cracks as well. I doubt we'll get it all out.

[situationship]

[ everyone's a FREAK in this game ]

Getting the smell out or masking it is enough for me!

[haematocritical]

You may want to ask our hosts for something pleasantly scented, then. It seeps. Into. The cracks.

[ metallic scents for all. ]

[situationship]

I'll think about it next time since I want to request a charger for my phone this week.

[ He can survive the blood smell, but his cellphone... His photos.... ]

[haematocritical]

[ just the blank look of a not modern. ]

[situationship]

[ stops brooming and smiles ]

... Want to take a photo together, Asta?

[haematocritical]

[ he clearly has no idea what a photo even is because he just looks more ?? ]

A what?

[situationship]

[ beckons with a finger ]

[haematocritical]

[ wanders over? ]

[situationship]

[ Takes out his phone and tries to position so they can both show up in selfie form on the front-facing camera. ]

Make sure you're in view.

[haematocritical]

[ well he


might not get the chance to take the photo because when astarion sees the front camera and what’s on it he just goes stone still. ]

[situationship]

[ DOES... DOES IT LOOKS OKAY ON THE CELLPHONE SCREEN? Satoru hasn't taken the photo yet. ]

[haematocritical]

[ give him a moment he’s not actually seen himself in over 200 years. ]

[situationship]

[ Gives him a moment.... ]

You okay?

[haematocritical]

[ thank you he is still shook ]



[ huh. ]

I… didn’t know they were red.

[situationship]

Yeah, they are, but that isn't a big deal.

[ To Satoru, Astarion is just himself... Unaware of whatever trauma there. ]

[haematocritical]

[ gojo just like eh? as astarion sees his own face for the first time in 200 years. ]

…

[ he’s still just staring, but he does seem to blink himself out of his stupor. ]

R-right.


Yes. Anyway, what sure of weird spell is this? It’s not something to create water but there’s a reflection.

[situationship]

It's technology instead of magic, but that sounds right on what it kind of does.

You ready for another shot?

[ ATTEMPT TO TAKE PICTURE 2 ]

[haematocritical]

[ ...... yeah. he is. ]

All right.

[ he still looks a little bit stricken, but he'll pull it together for this. ]

[situationship]

You can make any expression you want! On the count of three.

[ He poses with a little peace sign and wink. ]

One, two, three.

[haematocritical]

[ he doesn't even remember how to pose for portraits.


but he'll just.... try and look natural?? aaa. ]

[situationship]

[ Photo taken and then they can see it up close. ]

We look good! I took one with Karlach, too.

[ Shows that one as well. ]

[haematocritical]

[ he does take a moment longer to just Stare at himself before he’s blinking and a karlach photo is There. ]

I imagine she was a fan of the process?

[situationship]

She was and wanted a physical version, but we can't do that right now.

[ Strokes chin. ]

Something to ask about later.