housing hub: mortuary

[mygod]

Mortuary

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housing

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Home sweet home, or in your case, a dilapidated building. Of course, nothing is stopping you from finding shelter elsewhere, but at some point you must have stepped into this building or slept under its roof, so this is home; while it's not very plush, do you really want to risk sleeping outside?

There is also a small plaque on the mailbox now with everyone's names engraved on it. Trying to deface it will result in more papercuts, for some reason. The names read:

Astarion Ancunín, Gale of Waterdeep, Karlach Cliffgate, Nona, Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, Vin

By your sleeping arrangements, there are chests to hold whatever items you opt to place in them, which cannot be publicly accessed like the rest of your house. Otherwise, guests are free to come and go or sleep over, though going over the maximum suggested occupancy will be uncomfortable and cramped. Guests will also be unable to access to this post. Characters are also free to stay at any of the other housing locations, with the same stipulations.

Feel free to use this post for any resident gatherings, updates, etc!

For your easy reference: An industrial, cold building with no windows, brown-stained floors, and the metallic smell of blood. Five adult, wooden coffins sit neatly in a row near two metal surgical tables. Often, scratching can be heard from inside one of the coffins. Opening any of the lids reveals only an empty nest of plush velvet lining, perfect for long naps out of the sun. If the lanterns on the walls are still too bright, there is a tiny basement level with two extra coffins, not a sliver of sunlight or lamplight to be found. Additionally, the basement houses a chest with several velvet blankets inside.

Out front, a large, wooden mailbox sitting on a sturdy pole. There is enough room for all deliveries for every individual assigned to this housing.

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[situationship]

It's technology instead of magic, but that sounds right on what it kind of does.

You ready for another shot?

[ ATTEMPT TO TAKE PICTURE 2 ]

[haematocritical]

[ ...... yeah. he is. ]

All right.

[ he still looks a little bit stricken, but he'll pull it together for this. ]

[situationship]

You can make any expression you want! On the count of three.

[ He poses with a little peace sign and wink. ]

One, two, three.

[haematocritical]

[ he doesn't even remember how to pose for portraits.


but he'll just.... try and look natural?? aaa. ]

[situationship]

[ Photo taken and then they can see it up close. ]

We look good! I took one with Karlach, too.

[ Shows that one as well. ]

[haematocritical]

[ he does take a moment longer to just Stare at himself before he’s blinking and a karlach photo is There. ]

I imagine she was a fan of the process?

[situationship]

She was and wanted a physical version, but we can't do that right now.

[ Strokes chin. ]

Something to ask about later.

[haematocritical]

[ of course she was.


… hm. he taps the phone screen with his finger deleting the whole phone instantly—no. he just taps it. ]

But this is physical, isn’t it?

[situationship]

It is! But if it breaks, it's lost until it's fixed.

[haematocritical]

… Isn’t that usually the case with things that are broken?

[situationship]

Yeah, but if we printed out the photos, they would be individual photos instead of all on one device.

You guys would be able to have your own and keep them with you.

[haematocritical]

[ he's still not sure how this works. ]

And you can do that?

[situationship]

... If I had the technology? Which I might need to ask for.

[haematocritical]

Well, I can't help you there.