housing hub: mortuary [ week 2 ]

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Mortuary

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housing

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Home sweet home, or in your case, a dilapidated building. Of course, nothing is stopping you from finding shelter elsewhere, but at some point you must have stepped into this building or slept under its roof, so this is home; while it's not very plush, do you really want to risk sleeping outside?

There is also a small plaque on the mailbox now with everyone's names engraved on it. Trying to deface it will result in more papercuts, for some reason. The names read:

Astarion Ancunín, Gale of Waterdeep, Karlach Cliffgate, Nona, Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, Vin

By your sleeping arrangements, there are chests to hold whatever items you opt to place in them, which cannot be publicly accessed like the rest of your house. Otherwise, guests are free to come and go or sleep over, though going over the maximum suggested occupancy will be uncomfortable and cramped. Guests will also be unable to access to this post. Characters are also free to stay at any of the other housing locations, with the same stipulations.

Feel free to use this post for any resident gatherings, updates, etc!

For your easy reference: An industrial, cold building with no windows, brown-stained floors, and the metallic smell of blood. Five adult, wooden coffins sit neatly in a row near two metal surgical tables. Often, scratching can be heard from inside one of the coffins. Opening any of the lids reveals only an empty nest of plush velvet lining, perfect for long naps out of the sun. If the lanterns on the walls are still too bright, there is a tiny basement level with two extra coffins, not a sliver of sunlight or lamplight to be found. Additionally, the basement houses a chest with several velvet blankets inside.

Out front, a large, wooden mailbox sitting on a sturdy pole. There is enough room for all deliveries for every individual assigned to this housing.

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[ablazement]

[IT IS JUST SCRATCH KARLACH IS NOT HERE

but he recognizes!! this guy!! HELLO TAPS HIS FEETS EXCITEDLY. furious tail wagging as he zooms up to get pets.]

[haematocritical]

[ I JUST ASSIGNED KARLACH BEING HERE. ok he said nothing last tag. he will crouch down and let scratch do sniffies all over his arms while he gives him some good boy pets. ]

I'm not even sure I want to know how you ended up here, you know.

[ablazement]

Woof.

[i'm pickles now

his leg does little kickies.]

[haematocritical]

[ we miss you pickles. ]

Yes, yes.

[ seriously how did the dog end up here. ] I hope you like bland cooking, because unless you make the saddest eyes at Gale until he makes you dog food, that's all we have.

[ablazement]

Awooo.

[he gets the general sense of this but does not seem to mind. it's fine. licks astarion's face.

anyway karlach peeks in, now:]

Who are you talking to -- Scratch?

[haematocritical]

[ gets absolutely face licked. dog slobbered on. lovely. ]

Ugh-- really, Scratch? [ really, says scratch, probably. and then karlach is actually here this time. ]

Apparently so. I have no clue how he managed to find his way here.

[ablazement]

Aw, he loves you.

[lol

but also:] Me... either. Huh. That's concerning. [she'll come over to pet him, too.] Gods, you're gonna stress me out being here, aren't you boy.

[tail wag.]

[haematocritical]

He loves everyone. Dogs are very easily pleased.

[ he's still scratching his ears. ]

I... would say I'd be surprised if he got into trouble, but-- [ NONA EXPLODED PICKLES. ]

[ablazement]

Guess I'll just have to keep him close, then.

[...]

I don't hate seeing him.

[haematocritical]

No, it's... not bad seeing him at all. But if the Owlbear shows up we're going to run out of space.