housing hub: mortuary [ week 2 ]

[mygod]

Mortuary

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housing

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Home sweet home, or in your case, a dilapidated building. Of course, nothing is stopping you from finding shelter elsewhere, but at some point you must have stepped into this building or slept under its roof, so this is home; while it's not very plush, do you really want to risk sleeping outside?

There is also a small plaque on the mailbox now with everyone's names engraved on it. Trying to deface it will result in more papercuts, for some reason. The names read:

Astarion Ancunín, Gale of Waterdeep, Karlach Cliffgate, Nona, Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, Vin

By your sleeping arrangements, there are chests to hold whatever items you opt to place in them, which cannot be publicly accessed like the rest of your house. Otherwise, guests are free to come and go or sleep over, though going over the maximum suggested occupancy will be uncomfortable and cramped. Guests will also be unable to access to this post. Characters are also free to stay at any of the other housing locations, with the same stipulations.

Feel free to use this post for any resident gatherings, updates, etc!

For your easy reference: An industrial, cold building with no windows, brown-stained floors, and the metallic smell of blood. Five adult, wooden coffins sit neatly in a row near two metal surgical tables. Often, scratching can be heard from inside one of the coffins. Opening any of the lids reveals only an empty nest of plush velvet lining, perfect for long naps out of the sun. If the lanterns on the walls are still too bright, there is a tiny basement level with two extra coffins, not a sliver of sunlight or lamplight to be found. Additionally, the basement houses a chest with several velvet blankets inside.

Out front, a large, wooden mailbox sitting on a sturdy pole. There is enough room for all deliveries for every individual assigned to this housing.

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✉️ MAIL

[mygod]

[ Waiting for you all in the mailbox are a few gifts! None of them marked, so hopefully none of you got duplicates or this'll be awkward. However, those who put in an order should know what they asked for—and they will be the only ones able to take their respective item from the pile. They include:

- One (1) wood whittling chisel.
One (1) packet of cigarettes.
One (1) bar of soap.

Hope that hit that mail order serotonin for ya! ]

✉️ MAIL

[mygod]

[ Waiting for you all in the mailbox are a few gifts! None of them marked, so hopefully none of you got duplicates or this'll be awkward. However, those who put in an order should know what they asked for—and they will be the only ones able to take their respective item from the pile. They include:

- One (1) giant honking jar of painkillers.
- One (1) large set of toiletries for the mortuary crew to share.
- Five (5) notebooks.
- One (1) soft stuffed teddy bear.

Hope that hit that mail order serotonin for ya! ]

W3, MONDAY

[ablazement]

[hello friends and foes (?)

there is a dog. he's just chilling, sniffing around the place...]

[haematocritical]

[ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAA. this is me not astarion.

but astarion does look surprised. ]



Where on earth did you find Scratch?

[alldoomnogloom]

[ oh!!!!!! ]

Scratch? What are you doing here?

[ well just immediately going to pet him. as he deserves. ]

[allomantic]

[dog......]

[turbulency]

[ THIS DOG IS SO CUTE

Holds out a hand. ]

Hey, buddy.

[situationship]

[ A DOG??????? ]

Are you ours?

✉️ MAIL

[mygod]

[ Waiting for you all in the mailbox are a few gifts! None of them marked, so hopefully none of you got duplicates or this'll be awkward. However, those who put in an order should know what they asked for—and they will be the only ones able to take their respective item from the pile. They include:

- One (1) Wii with a selection of games.
- One (1) medical first aid kit. It includes a roll of bandages, ointments, bandaids, and surgical scissors.

Hope that hit that mail order serotonin for ya! ]

Week 4, Monday

[mygod]

the way you guys don't have a setting update thing

Anyway, your (stolen) couch is now missing.

[alldoomnogloom]

[ NO NOW WHERE WILL STORE OUR LOOSE TAUT DOGS ]

Re: Week 4, Monday

[mygod]

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SET UP THAT COMMENT

w4, tuesday - (spoon voice) waho

[haematocritical]

[ well it's been an eventful day!

when everyone comes home after a long day of... revivals and confessions and everything that comes with that, astarion will be stood, staring at the wii with the face of an olde that has no clue what he's looking at. ]

I meant to ask yesterday, but-- what in the hells is this thing?

[allomantic]

[squints at it...]

I have no idea. I didn't ask for it.

[situationship]

It's our Nintendo Wii!

[alldoomnogloom]

[ hello. leaning over his shoulder. ]

I believe it is a system that plays games, somehow. At least, that is what the projection it begins to display when the buttons are pressed indicates. I wonder if it has lanceboard?

✉️ MAIL

[mygod]

[ There is some new mail in the mailbox!

Send an outgoing letter? ]

week 4, thursday

[turbulency]

[ Okay. Well, that happened.

Also, ] Have any of you written back yet?

[ Let's talk about these letters. ]

[alldoomnogloom]

I was composing, but I haven’t quite finished yet. I was planning on it however.

[allomantic]

[shakes her head]

No, not yet.

[ablazement]

[that happened

a beat.]

Yeah, I already sent mine.

[sweats] But I didn't send one to everybody yet.

[situationship]

Nope! But I'm planning to before the fog rolls in.

Why did only some of us get homework?

[haematocritical]

No.


You don't happen to know anything about rocks, do you?

status updates

[mygod]

we didnt have this comment

w4 thursday

[mygod]

One of their coffins is missing.