audience: astarion

[mygod]

Comments

[haematocritical]

[ i got pretty lost in the sauce. ]

I was around. But there were forty of us clamouring for your attention.

[mygod]

Well, you were brought here via magic by a group who wants to use you all to summon a powerful being.

[ They gesture around them. ]

Hence, a prison.

[haematocritical]

[ gazes. ]

I was aware of the sacrifice part, sadly. So, there's magic, but only magic they deem worth accessing. By themselves.

[ HIS FIRE BOLT CANTRIP. ]

[mygod]

You got it!

After all, they can't have you guys just blasting away at this place.

[haematocritical]

[ he pauses.



and then pulls such a face, my god (ha) ]

Yes, that would be... annoying. And stupid of someone if they did try to pull that off. [ this so pointed. ]

[mygod]

Oh, yes. Most definitely so.

[ Who would do that. ]

[haematocritical]

Very stupid.

[ WHO would DO such a thing. ]

[mygod]

Mmhm...

Well! Any other questions?

[haematocritical]

[ hmmm. ]

How many “monsters” are there anyway— a neat 20?

[mygod]

There's 25.

[ ... ]

No, there's 20.

[haematocritical]

[ ...

opens mouth. closes mouth.

one hand goes on his hip, the other lifts to make a little rotating motion with his finger. ]

No, no. Let's go back to the 25, shall we?

[mygod]

Nope! It's 20.

[ They make the same motion, but going in the other way. ]

[haematocritical]

[ makes the motion he was making before, but faster! ]

What happened to the other five?

[mygod]

[ THEY ARE JUST SPINNING THEIR HANDS. ]

Nothing.

[haematocritical]

[ keep going maybe they’ll take off. ]

Now that just seems like a lie.

[mygod]

It's not! You're just being weird and mistrustful.

[haematocritical]

So says you hiding your face with a mask.

[mygod]

And you are really convincing me to take it off! Are you normally this great of a sweet talker?

[haematocritical]

I'm not actively persuading you of anything. Merely pointing it out.

[mygod]

Seems a little off topic.

[haematocritical]

Not really. You talked about mistrust, yet you won’t show your faces.

Presumably something to do with avoiding detection so I’m not denying there’s a reason, but it can’t be all that surprising there’s a seed of mistrust around the place.

[mygod]

Well, the mistrust is because you keep insisting I'm lying about something, when I'm not. I was joking about 25-- it's a math joke. There's only 40 of you, so it wouldn't add up to that.

[ They sigh. ]

I'll make sure to only be literal from now on though.

[haematocritical]

[ he sighs and rubs the bridge of his own. ]

Maybe try the jokes and puns when I'm not stressed about kidnapping and sacrifice. I'll try to appreciate them more then. [ a little dryly. ]

[mygod]

Oh!

Are you into jokes?

[haematocritical]

...

I think it depends on the joke. [ he just has this Feeling. ] Why, do you have more of them...?