audience: astarion

[mygod]

Comments

[haematocritical]

[ he suffered for 200 years he might as well suffer for another five minutes. ]

A question for you first: do you genuinely think that was really good?

[mygod]

Oh, come on. It had everything. A pun, a classic setup...

[ Astarion...... it's funny. ]

[haematocritical]

Tank you.

[ pestilence please ]

[mygod]

It has to be in the like, top ten clever things you heard this week.

[haematocritical]

[ not the peek!!! ]

Maybe in the top three thousand in the past two hundred years.

[mygod]

We can lover that number to at least two thousand, can't we?

[haematocritical]

[ replies before you can fix that typo ]

Two point five thousand.

[mygod]

[ noooo ]

Can we barter this?

[haematocritical]

[ hmmmmmmmmmmmm ]


…

No.

[mygod]

Okay, okay.

Knock knock.

[haematocritical]

[ bursts into tears. ]

[haematocritical]

[ ok he doesn’t but briefly he thinks about it. ]

…



Who’s there.

[mygod]

A door!

[haematocritical]

That’s not even a joke!

[mygod]

I haven't finished it yet!

[haematocritical]

[ i like that this is now funnier because i couldn’t read at lunchtime. ]

The door who.

[mygod]

I adore you!

[ hahahahaha puns ]

[haematocritical]

At least buy me a drink first.

[mygod]

If I do, you can listen to a third one.

[haematocritical]

If it’s heavily alcoholic enough I probably won’t care that I am.

[mygod]

Well, that's fair!

Then I'll owe you a drink later.

[haematocritical]

[ frees you from this w0 thread so i can set one up for wednesday. ]

I’ll hold you to that, then.