audience: astarion

[mygod]

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[mygod]

[ noooo ]

Can we barter this?

[haematocritical]

[ hmmmmmmmmmmmm ]


…

No.

[mygod]

Okay, okay.

Knock knock.

[haematocritical]

[ bursts into tears. ]

[haematocritical]

[ ok he doesn’t but briefly he thinks about it. ]

…



Who’s there.

[mygod]

A door!

[haematocritical]

That’s not even a joke!

[mygod]

I haven't finished it yet!

[haematocritical]

[ i like that this is now funnier because i couldn’t read at lunchtime. ]

The door who.

[mygod]

I adore you!

[ hahahahaha puns ]

[haematocritical]

At least buy me a drink first.

[mygod]

If I do, you can listen to a third one.

[haematocritical]

If it’s heavily alcoholic enough I probably won’t care that I am.

[mygod]

Well, that's fair!

Then I'll owe you a drink later.

[haematocritical]

[ frees you from this w0 thread so i can set one up for wednesday. ]

I’ll hold you to that, then.