audience: astarion

[mygod]

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[mygod]

He would have.

[ dunks on gale casually with astarion because the man is fucking soft.

they regard astarion again for a moment. ]

No. Keep the red. It matches your eyes. We can try white instead. Do you want something fitted, or something with flow?

[haematocritical]

I’m fairly sure he told me he botched it actually. Complained that the people who used bladed weapons didn’t try to help him?

[ nere was an ass anyway, so.

two elves dunking on a wizard…. five posts apart because this is a private audience. ]

… [ oh good question. ] Flow first? I remember trying on quite a few fitted things recently.

[mygod]

[ a small snort. really two elves dunking on a wizard. ]

Very well.

[ much like last time, they disappear into the conglomerate of clothing to hunt around for some things. periodically, they appear to observe astarion briefly, then leave again.

finally, they return with two things. firstly, a looser shirt with embroidered red beading along a front cut out in the shape of a heart. brings him the beaded heart shirt. there is also a pair of white 50s trousers, cinched at the waist but loose down through the legs. ]

Try them on.

[haematocritical]

[ he just stands here i guess. looking more concerned when essek keep reappearing to :man_standing: at him for a moment before vanishing.

but he does look very pleased when he returns with that shirt. ]

Ooh.

[ the shirt has his attention for the moment. ] They do come up with some rather lovely things if given the opportunity, don't they? [ THE BEADING. ]

[mygod]

[ yeah, they figured the stupid red beads would get your ass. they just let astarion take and/or fawn over the shirt. ]

Yes. You should disregard any of these jackets. I don't think they would suit you. They would make you look too boxy and would swallow you. [ the stupid wide 50s jackets. ] Better to have a short, fitted jacket for your figure.

Well? Go on. Put them on.

[haematocritical]

[ listen.


it's the vibes.

the aesthetic. ]

A jacket would just distract from all -- [ gestures ] this. [ he needs to walk in the room and all eyes to be on him and his beaded heart window. ]

Alright, alright. Impatient. I was admiring your choice.

[ aware he goooooeeeessss. ]

[mygod]

Admire it while it's on you.

[ sort of impatient. about certain things. listen. they will turn to idle browse through some of the rest of the stuff while they wait. ]

[haematocritical]

[




anyway he will return clothed in the garb essek has chosen and do a little twirl. ]

[mygod]

[ punches you through the brackets

they turn to face astarion when he comes back, surveying him. there's some fond exasperation at the stupid twirl, but mostly an intense sort of regard. honed. and then a little pride perhaps. ]

Not bad.

[haematocritical]

[ VIOLENCE IN THE AUDIENCE THREAD. ]

Not bad, he says.

I look wonderful.

[mygod]

[ indignation. they snort. ]

Fine. You clean up decently well. Come.

[ beckoning to him a bit. so they can fix the outfit here and there, like the collar, or the sleeves. ]

[haematocritical]

[ does a dramatic little bow. ]

Thank you.

[ allows essek to fuss. ] Good timing though -- it's been a few weeks since we had any sort of clothing option.

[mygod]

[ they have to pause to allow him to bow like a dramatic idiot, and the vibes are ANNOYED (friendly). anyhow, they will work on doing the cuffs neatly. ]

It has. I'm sure you have been perishing along with everyone else who has a taste for clothes.

[ totty? maybe. ]

[haematocritical]

[ tee hee and all that. ]

Please, I've lived the life stuck in one or two sets of clothing for days on end. I do not want to be repeating it again, especially after we'd finally got to civilisation back home before I ended up here!

[ it's a tragedy. ]

[mygod]

[ truly a tragedy. a placating sort of energy bubbles up. ok, chill. they remember... ]

Well, you should be fine for this week. This place, though strange, has plenty of clothes for you to chose from.

[ they fix his collar, then step back. ]

There. Does it itch?

[haematocritical]

Yes, there’s decidedly more amenities this week. It makes a nice change — it’s been, what, a month since the last place that had fresh produce and clothing?

[ they’re really losing it over vegetables and clothes. ]

No, it’s quite comfortable. I’d wondered if the beading might catch, but surprisingly it doesn’t.

[mygod]

[ they nod, reaching out to shift the shirt in a few places to make sure wrinkles aren't folded into it.

the appraising returns. not a bad one, just an emotion of paying particular attention. ]

You may add jewelry if you'd like. Silver would likely look better than gold with this.

[haematocritical]

You think?

[ hmm. he's thinking of the red and gold combination again, but he can find something with silver. ] And what about you? If I remember rightly I helped you find some new outfits last time we were looking at clothes.

Are you going to try something other than your perferred blues?

[mygod]

It is your outfit. If you want to decorate yourself in gold, be my guest.

[ you already did red and gold, you giant dildo. you said you were trying something new. but it's fine. red and gold is actually very sexy.

some doubtful hesitation appears from the ether. ] I suppose I could. [ the vibe is they do not think anything is going to look good on them except deep blues, purples, and silver. ]

[haematocritical]

[ IT'S A CLASSIC. but fiiiine he'll get some silver accessories. ]

You're very quick to trial new things on me, yet unwilling to try anything on yourself.

[mygod]

I said I would perhaps try.

[ but they get what he is trying to say. an awkward sort of feeling emerges. ]

You seemed to enjoy it, and your skin tone fits a variety of things whereas mine does not. I have never... felt the need to really show off my body.

[haematocritical]

... We can find something that covers you. But you can certainly work with plenty of shades? Yes, blue tones are going to be easier to work with. But you've never thought of a deep forest green?

[mygod]

[Thank you for covering him up instead of teasing him about showing off? (smashcut to the cut-out back later) An appreciative, fond sort of feeling appears.

Like when a friend remembers something about you that you didn't think they would!]

It's not a bad color at all. I just... didn't know if it would look alright on me.

[haematocritical]

[ you try to be nice to a guy and he sluts up his back anyway. honestly, proud of him. ]

Darling, there is no harm in trying. You should be under no illusions I would tell you if something didn’t suit you. [ look at him. he’d outright say if green looked crap on essek. ]

It would match your skin tone quite well I think. Perhaps not a light or mint tone, but something rich and blue leaning.

[mygod]

[Listen. Um. Sometimes? LISTEN.]

...I trust you.

[Having to tell a rogue to his face that you trust him is so funny, but it's fine. It's about couture.]

Very well. I said I would try it, so. Find me something.