... Well, the small issue of being a vampiric spawn under the thrall of someone who wouldn't have let me go commune with the elves of Baldur's Gate other than to drag them back to his lair for what I thought was his dinner, but turned out to be a hellish sacrificial ritual?
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No, elves.
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[ yeah? ]
... Well, the small issue of being a vampiric spawn under the thrall of someone who wouldn't have let me go commune with the elves of Baldur's Gate other than to drag them back to his lair for what I thought was his dinner, but turned out to be a hellish sacrificial ritual?
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[ this is really the biggest understatement in the world, but between that and the memshare... this guy SUCKS. ]
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[ this is a fact... ]
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[ she sets her potato and peeler down, and holds a hand out to him. their stupid new secret handshake workshop ]
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it is elaborate and idiotic but funny ]
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when they are done with the super special secret handshake-- he will look at the potato bucket. ] Do you think that's enough?
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Yeah! We'll get them ready to cook, and then it'll be the fun part.
[ MASHING ]
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[ DON'T JUST AGREE ]
It's a good upper body workout.
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Oh.
My dear, I am built for finesse, not brute strength.
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[ it won't
but it'll still be fun ]
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This isn’t very trophy wife of me.
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[ like the photoshoots where they pretend they are doing practical things but obviously have never vacuumed in their life ]
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[ imagine. ]
Only if you capture my good side.