audience: astarion

[mygod]

Comments

[haematocritical]

[ oh. ]

Oh.

My dear, I am built for finesse, not brute strength.

[mygod]

That will change after today, sir! [ it won't but it'll still be fun ]

[haematocritical]

[ he looks so sad for his poor arm muscles. ]

This isn’t very trophy wife of me.

[mygod]

You can pose with the masher. [ like the photoshoots where they pretend they are doing practical things but obviously have never vacuumed in their life ]

[haematocritical]

For a portrait?

[ imagine. ]

Only if you capture my good side.