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scawwy mods ([personal profile] mygod) wrote2024-06-09 09:26 pm
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housing hub: abandoned theater

Theater

housing




Home sweet home, or in your case, a dilapidated building. Of course, nothing is stopping you from finding shelter elsewhere, but at some point you must have stepped into this building or slept under its roof, so this is home; while it's not very plush, do you really want to risk sleeping outside?

There is also a small plaque on the mailbox now with everyone's names engraved on it. Trying to deface it will result in more papercuts, for some reason. The names read:

Alfyn Greengrass, Camille Preaker, Erin Winter, Karma Akabane, Todomatsu Matsuno

By your sleeping arrangements, there are chests to hold whatever items you opt to place in them, which cannot be publicly accessed like the rest of your house. Otherwise, guests are free to come and go or sleep over, though going over the maximum suggested occupancy will be uncomfortable and cramped. Guests will also be unable to access to this post. Characters are also free to stay at any of the other housing locations, with the same stipulations.

Feel free to use this post for any resident gatherings, updates, etc!

For your easy reference: The exterior of the theater is hanging on by a thread, and even the trees have seen much better days. Two elegant but wilting doors open into a space more dilapidated than the outside of the building. And more… clownified? Thirteen benches litter the auditorium, some in decent condition and many others close to breaking apart, but all of them covered in the remnants of multi-colored confetti. The stage has seen much better days even with the enthusiastic strips of old banner at the back exclaiming CLOW- KING RETU—! Cracks in the flooring stretch from left and right stage all the way to the proscenium, and those traversing the stage floor should use caution lest they crash through to the trap room below. Crates and boxes are stuffed with brittle unused balloons, a broken ukulele, a stained deck of cards, and dried-up face paint.

A chest near the bottom of the stage has a handful of colorful, patchwork blankets and pillows inside.

Out front, a large, wooden mailbox sitting on a sturdy pole. There is enough room for all deliveries for every individual assigned to this housing.


underinworld: (26)

[personal profile] underinworld 2024-06-10 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
The clown king returns! So, which one of you three guys is the king of all clowns?

[Thanks, Erin, way to open the conversation. Camille gets excluded from the clown candidacy because that says 'king' and also if she suggested Camille might count for that it'd indirectly leave Erin as an option too and she doesn't want that]
intrapid: (063)

[personal profile] intrapid 2024-06-10 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Todomatsu.
drymonster: (oh the lying machine just turned on)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-10 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ at the exact same time ]

Not i— fuck you.
intrapid: (002)

[personal profile] intrapid 2024-06-10 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha~ Too slow, Clown King.
scrapdraught: (010)

[personal profile] scrapdraught 2024-06-10 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[In the back, wall-leaning. Hate this.]

Maybe there needs to be a fight for the title.
intrapid: (090)

[personal profile] intrapid 2024-06-10 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm up for that!

[ he gets to beat up Todomatsu AND name him clown king? hell yea ]
underinworld: (29)

[personal profile] underinworld 2024-06-10 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Clowns have oversized shoes. The king of them all probably has an oversized crown.

They can share it.

[They can both be the clown king]
drymonster: (i do don't i?)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-10 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I don't think that's necessary.

Alfyn-san, congratulations on your coronation.
scrapdraught: (040)

[personal profile] scrapdraught 2024-06-10 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[snorts under her breath. Smooth, Totty.]
underinworld: (58)

[personal profile] underinworld 2024-06-10 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, Alfyn. Your royalty has been acknowledged. Congrats.

[Erin is just here to stir up the pot, apparently]
intrapid: (001)

[personal profile] intrapid 2024-06-10 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
There can only be one.

[ he will fight alfyn for todomatsu's right to be king ]
underinworld: (29)

[personal profile] underinworld 2024-06-10 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that will take a while, then. There's plenty of qualifications from all candidates available here.
intrapid: (018)

[personal profile] intrapid 2024-06-10 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Will you be nominating yourself?
drymonster: (you gotta get down with that)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-10 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
He's listed first on the plaque for a reason!

[ that reason is the alphabet but whatever ]
underinworld: (54)

[personal profile] underinworld 2024-06-10 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe in democracy instead of monarchies, so no.
intrapid: (091)

[personal profile] intrapid 2024-06-10 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
But then Alfyn will end up becoming king.

[ everybody's voting for him and not even letting him have a say—- ]
underinworld: (8)

[personal profile] underinworld 2024-06-10 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Look at the banner. There's some missing on the left end. Clearly it meant to say 'ALFYN GREENGRASS, THE CLOWN KING, RETURNS'

[It's glaringly obvious to see there's nothing missing to the left of the start of the banner]
scrapdraught: (017)

[personal profile] scrapdraught 2024-06-10 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll nominate you. Since we're already making it a democracy.

[no one votes for kings...]
underinworld: (77)

[personal profile] underinworld 2024-06-10 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't get to--oh, you're getting named my prime minister. No salary, and saying no makes you go straight to clown jail.
Edited 2024-06-10 16:53 (UTC)
scrapdraught: (047)

[personal profile] scrapdraught 2024-06-10 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Look around you Erin. We're all in clown jail.

[Anyway there are more important matters.]

I can sleep on the floor. I'm not fussy.
drymonster: (your 60s show didn't really go anywhere)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-10 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, what's the alternative, a rickety bench?
concoctive: ꜰᴏʟᴋʟᴏʀᴇ ∗ ᴘʟs ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ (050)

[personal profile] concoctive 2024-06-10 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ jovially, without looking up from where he's seated on the chest he's decided is his as he works on carefully tearing one of the cult robes into strips with his hands and one of the points of his axe: ]

Sure, but that means I get to appoint y'all as my jesters. Get jinglin'!
scrapdraught: (005)

[personal profile] scrapdraught 2024-06-10 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess there's the stage, but...

[Stares at it. Dilapidated.]

Nevermind. Just thought I'd try being polite. I'll take last pick of floor, then. Everyone else can grab their real estate.
intrapid: (015)

[personal profile] intrapid 2024-06-10 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sleeping in here.

[ this is a theater ]

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