audience: cloud

[mygod]

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[mygod]

[ AAAAA ]

Well, if someone asked any questions about it, I could have explained. [ CAELUS ] But each week we can get information on something and someone has to do a task in exchange for it. We don't pick the task, I just got stuck with the worst one.

[residentmerc]

How are those tasks decided, then?

[ also damn i cant believe i didnt get to do stupid little tasks thats his bread and butter ]

[mygod]

They're just sort of given to us, and then we hand it over to a different one of you each week. Sort of like how you're getting those things over there each week, I guess...

[ a pause. ]

So I'm not a pervert! I already got yelled at.

[residentmerc]

If you were a pervert, you would've been more specific on who's underwear you wanted. [ he knows how perverts think. he's met johnny. but; ] So it's a task given to you by... this place?

[ is this another magic thing ]

[mygod]

Mm, something like that.

[ it's another magic thing. ]

But make sure people don't think I'm some weird... old man who steals underwear!

[residentmerc]

You really worried about that, huh?

[ don't find it funny, cloud. but also. it is funny, ]

[mygod]

I don't want people thinking weird things! I'm really cute, look!

[ ok fine

here

takes the mask off and gestures at herself. ]

[residentmerc]

[ i'm glad you talking about arknights was a hint

he blinks at her ]

I never thought you were an old man in the first place.

[ does not say she's cute tho :/ rude ]

[mygod]

You ignored the other part of the sentence, huh... [ typical. she puts the mask back on. ]

[residentmerc]

You want me to call you cute that bad?

[ watches her put the mask back on. cowardice. ]

[mygod]

It would make me feel better considering everything that happened.

[ the everything is caelus making the graveyard think she's a pervert ]

[residentmerc]

[ honestly. just because he does like pesto best. he sighs ]

Fine. You're cute.

[ IN THE MOST UNENTHUSED VOICE...... ]

[mygod]

[ she takes the mask back off. yay. ] The emotional damage has been healed.

[residentmerc]

Even if everyone else thinks you're a weird old pervert?

[ bully... ]

[mygod]

They won't when you tell them that I'm not... [ YOU'LL DO THAT RIGHT, CLOUD? RIGHT ]

[residentmerc]

That an official request?

[ :3 ? ]

[mygod]

I am being bullied... [ terrible!! illegal!! ] Yes...

[residentmerc]

If I was bullying you, I'd ask for payment upfront.

[ being a little shit ... ]

[mygod]

[ pouts... ] What would you even charge me here?

[residentmerc]

I don't just take money as payment. Items, favors. Whatever works out.

[ sometimes he lowers his pay to 5$ because it's for children. he doesn't admit this ]

[mygod]

[ fascinating... too lazy to grab the code ]

What would you have charged me?

[residentmerc]

[ makes a show of thinking about it ]

Mm... Let's call it an IOU.

[mygod]

Ohh, how mysterious... Cash in on something worth it.

[residentmerc]

Well, not gonna collect until I do my part of the job. That's how it works.

[mygod]

Oh!

That's pretty nice of you, actually.