audience: aventurine

[mygod]

Comments

[tactic]

Yes and yes. We've been able to watch you guys from our side, but didn't think a two-way connection would be possible. Not this easily, anyway.

[ There's hope... ]

Maybe the barrier between dimensions is growing thinner? Where's this gas station located?

[mygod]

It's kind of like the island from last week. Just popped up! It's down this really creepy road.

[ perfect to get murdered on. ]

[tactic]

[ Do NOT let any women in white into your cars. ]

... Then it could be temporary.

[mygod]

Can you tell me more about where you guys are? Is it anything like over here?

[ do you have showers ]

[tactic]

[ SO many showers. ]

The layout is similar, and the buildings are still in a state of disrepair, but the locations couldn't be more different.

[ AND THEN HE'LL DESCRIBE THE LOCATIONS TO THEM i started describing each spot and where they're at on the map and was like wait. this is rp. i'm cheating this. ]

[mygod]

[ HELP. I HAVE ACCESS TO THE MAP. ]

Huh... And did Death say it is completely hidden from the rest of the cult? Does he know?

[tactic]

That's what he thinks. We're hoping to make moves against them now that they aren't keeping an eye on us.

[ WILL IT WORK?? WHO KNOWS ]

[mygod]

That's good to hear. What have you guys been doing? Learn anything?

[ make any ass charts? ]

[tactic]

We found a tome. We... uh. We had to unlock it with a puzzle.

[ SWEATS... ACTUALLY... ]

[mygod]

A puzzle? Like the kind you see in adventure movies?

[tactic]

Well, no.

[ Thinks about all the NPCs' flat asses. ]

We had to rate everyone's backsides on some sort of strange chart.

[mygod]

Even the dog?

[tactic]

... Yes, but... I owed him a favor.

[ He gave the dog a good ass okay!!! ]

[mygod]

I see...

[ a long pause. ]

What was mine?

[tactic]

Before I tell you, I should let you know that Death was the one who placed you.

[ JUST KNOW THAT ]

[mygod]

[ starts shaking but he can't see it ]

What was it?

[tactic]

[ Look he's not happy about this either. ]

... Flat. But good! Somewhat good? You were sort of in the middle of that quadrant.

[mygod]

[ he can't see this but they are trying to look at their own butt right now ]

Was I rated better than the other two?

[tactic]

Yeah... Famine and War also landed on flat, with War straddling the middle line between terrible and good, while Famine edged closer to terrible.

[ Though he's not sure if Nehan is a reliable ass rater. ]

[mygod]

[ they think about it.... ]

What were you rated?

[tactic]

Terrible and flat!

[ He does not seem too bothered by this. ]

[mygod]

I see.

I'm glad you're all bonding with this. I guess.

[ they don't sound glad ]

[tactic]

How are things on your side, Pestilence? Are you getting along with everyone?

[mygod]

Oh, yeah! I always get along with everyone.

[ ignores all the times it's blatantly untrue ]

The mood isn't too great, but that's kinda expected.

[tactic]

[ The way it's only going to get worse, yippee. ]

What, your sunny disposition isn't making up for it?