audience: aventurine

[mygod]

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[tactic]

Before I tell you, I should let you know that Death was the one who placed you.

[ JUST KNOW THAT ]

[mygod]

[ starts shaking but he can't see it ]

What was it?

[tactic]

[ Look he's not happy about this either. ]

... Flat. But good! Somewhat good? You were sort of in the middle of that quadrant.

[mygod]

[ he can't see this but they are trying to look at their own butt right now ]

Was I rated better than the other two?

[tactic]

Yeah... Famine and War also landed on flat, with War straddling the middle line between terrible and good, while Famine edged closer to terrible.

[ Though he's not sure if Nehan is a reliable ass rater. ]

[mygod]

[ they think about it.... ]

What were you rated?

[tactic]

Terrible and flat!

[ He does not seem too bothered by this. ]

[mygod]

I see.

I'm glad you're all bonding with this. I guess.

[ they don't sound glad ]

[tactic]

How are things on your side, Pestilence? Are you getting along with everyone?

[mygod]

Oh, yeah! I always get along with everyone.

[ ignores all the times it's blatantly untrue ]

The mood isn't too great, but that's kinda expected.

[tactic]

[ The way it's only going to get worse, yippee. ]

What, your sunny disposition isn't making up for it?

[mygod]

Oh, no. It's the brooding type that makes everyone get all starry-eyed, you know.

[tactic]

Really? Well, I guess people's tastes can be a bit strange.

[mygod]

What sort of tastes do you have?

[tactic]

Asking for yourself?

[mygod]

We would not work out at all.

[tactic]

[ DAMN PESTILIENCE GOT HIT BY REJECTION CURSE TOO ]

... You didn't even hesitate.

[mygod]

Well, I'm not wrong!

[tactic]

You couldn't at least pretend to give it a second of consideration?

[ OFFENDED ]

[mygod]

Okay, okay, let's start over.

[ in a pained voice, ]

Aventurine...

[tactic]

I don't want to hear it a second time.

[mygod]

My answer may be different this time.

[ it won't be ]

[tactic]

I think you just want to hurt me some more...

[mygod]

No way! I would never.

[tactic]

[ A HEAVY SIGH as he finally chooses to indulge them. ]

Okay. Yes, Pestilence? What is it?