audience: aventurine

[mygod]

Comments

[mygod]

What sort of tastes do you have?

[tactic]

Asking for yourself?

[mygod]

We would not work out at all.

[tactic]

[ DAMN PESTILIENCE GOT HIT BY REJECTION CURSE TOO ]

... You didn't even hesitate.

[mygod]

Well, I'm not wrong!

[tactic]

You couldn't at least pretend to give it a second of consideration?

[ OFFENDED ]

[mygod]

Okay, okay, let's start over.

[ in a pained voice, ]

Aventurine...

[tactic]

I don't want to hear it a second time.

[mygod]

My answer may be different this time.

[ it won't be ]

[tactic]

I think you just want to hurt me some more...

[mygod]

No way! I would never.

[tactic]

[ A HEAVY SIGH as he finally chooses to indulge them. ]

Okay. Yes, Pestilence? What is it?

[mygod]

I don't think we would work out, because I can't be with someone more attractive than me.

[ flattery........... ]

[tactic]

[ LAUGHS ]

Wow, I can tell you know how to reject people.

[mygod]

If you say something crazy enough they'd probably get over you.

[tactic]

Okay, don't describe it as saying "something crazy enough" when you just called me attractive.

[mygod]

Oh, come on! I just willingly made myself sound vain.

[tactic]

I think we see through each other a bit too well for this to work on either of us.

[mygod]

Oh, but it's good for a laugh.

[tactic]

Well... I'm glad you're having fun.

[ Sincerely. ]

[mygod]

And I hope you are too, Aventurine.

[tactic]

Yeah. I think I am.

[ you are so sweet pestilence i will be back ]