audience: lucas

[mygod]

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[mygod]

Do you like the cats on the island?

[faithkept]

They're very sweet. [HE DOES....... He's a disney princess.] But all of the animals I've run into over there are. It's a very nice departure from your crows.

[THE CROWS THAT PECK HIM EVERY TIIIMEEE AND NOW DEATH IS DEAD AND EVERY TIME HE GETS PECKED HE THINKS ABOUT HOW HE OFFERED LEAF FOR HEALING.]

[mygod]

[ crosses their arms and observes lucas for a moment...

and then starts walking toward the little tree that'll take them to the island now ]

Then let's go. I also want to get away from the crows.

[faithkept]

Oh!

[OH HE GETS TO GO ON A FIELDTRIP WITH FAMINE to the vaguely unnerving cult island with its freaky yellow building that he's never going back inside of YIPPEE.

Immediately following...]

[mygod]

[ THERE THEY GO ON THEIR STUPID LIL FIELD TRIP..... that said once they're at the island, they'll just turn to lucas ]

Lead the way.

[ to cats or whatever ]

[faithkept]

[HE WILL LEAD THE WAY TO THE CAT BARN which is one of his favorite places here outside of the place where they can get new clothes, truly he was dying not having an easy way to do laundry.

Anyway, the barn cats! They're hanging out. One immediately starts sideways hopping past him and toward Famine's feet like it intends to attack, which Lucas apparently finds charming.]

Ah, you're popular already.

[mygod]

[ not the fucking cat barn i'm losing my shit. famine looks down at the cat that is just picking a fight with his feetsies and tilting their head in thought ]

You're smaller than the other one. Up.

[ reaches down to pick it up.... izutsumi prepared them for this ]

[faithkept]

[CAT BARN CAT BARN the way i've just completely ignored the poor horse that's also in here just like how i keep accidentally forgetting about the dog.

UP THE CAT GOES. It is indeed smaller than Izutsumi but also perhaps a bit more wiggly. It brings its back legs up to bunnykick their wrist.]

Smaller than the other one?

[mygod]

The cat in the village. [ it's izutsumi. wiggly cat.... famine just continues to hold onto it, lifting it up high like observing an odd creature before actually holding it somewhat properly ]

She always lays on me. It's like having a furry blanket.

[faithkept]

...Are you talking about Izutsumi?

[Girl........ He also watches them Simba this cat, who tries to cling onto their arm before being held somewhat properly. It is pacified....... for now. Lucas will walk over to pet its head very gently.]

I did see her doing that earlier. Is it comfortable?

[mygod]

Do you have another cat... I thought it's just her and the dog.

[ they sound like they're generally wondering if they missed another wholeass cat. famine will scritch underneath the cat's chin idly

also, obviously teasing: ]

What, climbing on me? Are you about to have a try?

[faithkept]

Does she mind being called a cat?

[THINKING ABOUT WHAT LITTLE HE KNOWS ABOUT HER BACKSTORY LIKE IS THIS OKAY!!!! He doesn't talk to her very often so he truly has no idea. In the meantime this barn cat gets to be so spoiled! Double scratches!! It stretches out, kicking its back paws against Famine's arm and showing its belly like a trap.

Lucas just gazes at them with some very faint exasperation.]

Having a furry blanket. I don't think I'll make a habit of climbing on anyone.

[mygod]

She prefers her name, but she is still a cat.

[ the way famine just assumed she's... cat. but they huff faintly at the greediness of this cat, rubbing the belly because they're a lot of things but they're not a monster who'd ignore kitty ]

It's warm. You could always have a try. These ones aren't as heavy. [ inclines their head to a spot of hay ] Go sit.

[faithkept]

[There's just a little hum in response to the first part, partially because he's distracted by Famine falling into this cat's trap to rub belly YOU FOOL the cat grabs onto their hand with all four paws to playbite it. HE LAUGHS... politely.]

Oh, dear. [But he'll also move over toward the hay to go sit when directed.] Are you going to be so unkind as to give that cat away, even though it's clearly taken such a shine to you?

[mygod]

[ PLAYBITE.... THEY SEE..... their response is just to lean down and make a chompy motion back at the cat. they will play even with this small creature.

but famine will follow after, going to slump next to lucas while still holding onto cat... ]

No. I'm going to do this.

[ and it's truly just pspspsps to get the other barn cats attention and invite them over to flock lucas.... ]

[faithkept]

[DON'T JUST CHOMPY MOTION AT THE CAT the cat probably doesn't know what to do with this and sticks a paw on their face before settling more cozily when they're sat.

NOT THE FLOCKING EITHER THIS IS SO FUNNY HELP. At least some of the cats are attracted to the sound, including a very large one that just climbs onto his lap and immediately takes up 90% of it. Lucas leans against them a little as they slump, petting this big ol cat's noggin.]

You only find cats tolerable, but you seem to have a way with them regardless.

[mygod]

[ famine gets gently kittypunched and deserves this

but they also accept the lean easily, leaning back in turn. did you trick me into a cat cuddle thread ]

As a creature that would also prefer to be left alone by the majority of the population, we have an understanding.

[ no they’re just making shit up. sort of. ]

[faithkept]

[STOP THE KITTY SETTLES!!!! also listen i did have another point to this thread. but i aki forgot it and had to have lucas swerve. it's fine it'll come to me...

For now, though, he will just sit here content as another cat starts boxing his leg while a kitten climbs up the side.]

These ones seem very socialized, even so. Do you happen to know why that is?

[WHY DOES THIS ISLAND FEEL ABANDONED VERY RECENTLY.]

[mygod]

[ will it come to you. will it

famine will lightly pat the rump of the kitten to give it a boost into lucas' lap, letting it tumble onto him. kitty blanket forming.

rests their chin on lucas' shoulder to peer down at the kitties and because lazy ]

Not a clue.

[faithkept]

[I REALLY WON'T NOW THAT MY BRAIN IS JUST MURDER but at least Lucas gets to enjoy this last moment of peace before he spends the rest of his last sane(??????) week agonizing.

He fondly pets both the kitten and the very large cat, shifting to accommodate Famine.]

Hm... A little troubling.

[mygod]

[ he is so cute and i love him let him be at peace ]

You could look more troubled.

[ as if famine isn't also just petting cats and being tempted to doze ]

[faithkept]

[no]

It's hard to look troubled when you're- [so used to stepford smiling your way through AGONIZING SITUATIONS] -surrounded by such cute cats, don't you think?

[Squishy a toebean... The cat whaps his wrist and he laughs lightly.]

...If you'd like to take a rest, you can. I won't tell.

[mygod]

[ huffs faintly ]

Oh? You'll spare me from having to take a nap on the ground?

[ they say this but are getting more comfortable, shifting so it's easier to rest their head on lucas's shoulder ]

[faithkept]

I'd rather not see anyone sleeping in the dirt...

[THE BIG DIRT NAP. He'll let them rest, though, mostly occupying his own attention with these cats and the third and fourth that have climbed up his leg to join the pile.]

[mygod]

[ yea kill famine next

but unfortunately they just make a vague humming noise before they just also quietly and silently fall asleep, breath evening out. everyone is making lucas a pillow in this here barn

famine will at least still gently hold their cat even in their sleep ]