I would think we all had plenty of room for complaining, all things considered. But I suppose I am curious about the "rooming", for lack of a better word.
You or your overlords managed to get plaques put together rather quickly.
Then again, none of us signed up for the job, so I expect that’s the bulk of your complaints right there. I don’t suppose your housekeeper is hiding things to make a place smell nice wherever they’ve got you all staying, do they?
Bergamot... rosemary... brandy. And combination of the three, although if you're only able to get single scents, something like sandalwood, or bergamot alone will do.
[ did you know... astarion has a canon scent. and it's bergamot, rosemary and brandy... ]
Individual scent alone would do if a candle isn't possible. Something with a dropper, so it could be strategically placed where the unpleasant scents are hardest to remove.
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
I will not talk about soup, no.
no subject
Did you come to ask any actual worthwhile questions, or just pointless complaints?
no subject
I would think we all had plenty of room for complaining, all things considered. But I suppose I am curious about the "rooming", for lack of a better word.
You or your overlords managed to get plaques put together rather quickly.
no subject
[ do that on your own hours....
similarly, dryly: ]
Yes. We did those plaques by hand. Thank Death for their painstaking hard work. They got multiple blisters.
no subject
…
[ gazes. ]
And you just threw names wherever you felt like?
no subject
Yes. Just the funniest options really.
no subject
Well, ha ha then.
Truly though. Did they just appear?
no subject
It does make it easier for us, in some ways.
no subject
There's no way to... unlock that magic? Route it so it unlocks our own?
no subject
[ mailboxes are more efficient ]
I'm not the magic expert, but I'll pass on your curiosities to War and see if they have any sudden epiphanies from it.
no subject
[ mailboxes... their cute little suburban mortuary. ]
If something can worked out, then by all means. Magic not in someone else's hands never did me any harm.
no subject
[ so many orders... as for the rest, they shrug ]
Like I said. Take it up with War.
no subject
[ why is everything. so dusty. ]
no subject
Not yours.
no subject
We have so much dirt.
no subject
But I am curious as to why so many of you are under the impression that every last luxury would be given to you as sacrifices.
no subject
[ just immediate and deadpan. ]
Then again, none of us signed up for the job, so I expect that’s the bulk of your complaints right there. I don’t suppose your housekeeper is hiding things to make a place smell nice wherever they’ve got you all staying, do they?
no subject
But if that's an order you'd like to make, it can be put in.
[ just a handful of aromatic candles ]
no subject
he wants this inn. ]
... Sure, why not. Anything would be better than the smell of old blood and teenagers. [ please. aromatic candles in the mortuary is so on point. ]
no subject
[ asked in the tone of someone who clearly has never picked out a candle in their fucking life ]
no subject
[ did you know... astarion has a canon scent. and it's bergamot, rosemary and brandy... ]
Individual scent alone would do if a candle isn't possible. Something with a dropper, so it could be strategically placed where the unpleasant scents are hardest to remove.
no subject
Pick one. Dropper or candle.
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)