audience: astarion

[mygod]

Comments

[haematocritical]

... There's a housekeeper here?

[ why is everything. so dusty. ]

[mygod]

Our housekeeper.

Not yours.

[haematocritical]

[ this is so unfair. ]

We have so much dirt.

[mygod]

I understand that.

But I am curious as to why so many of you are under the impression that every last luxury would be given to you as sacrifices.

[haematocritical]

Luxury is never give to a sacrifice.

[ just immediate and deadpan. ]

Then again, none of us signed up for the job, so I expect that’s the bulk of your complaints right there. I don’t suppose your housekeeper is hiding things to make a place smell nice wherever they’ve got you all staying, do they?

[mygod]

No, it naturally smells fine.

But if that's an order you'd like to make, it can be put in.

[ just a handful of aromatic candles ]

[haematocritical]

[ of course.

he wants this inn. ]

... Sure, why not. Anything would be better than the smell of old blood and teenagers. [ please. aromatic candles in the mortuary is so on point. ]

[mygod]

Is there a preferred... scent?

[ asked in the tone of someone who clearly has never picked out a candle in their fucking life ]

[haematocritical]

Bergamot... rosemary... brandy. And combination of the three, although if you're only able to get single scents, something like sandalwood, or bergamot alone will do.

[ did you know... astarion has a canon scent. and it's bergamot, rosemary and brandy... ]

Individual scent alone would do if a candle isn't possible. Something with a dropper, so it could be strategically placed where the unpleasant scents are hardest to remove.

[mygod]

[ okay bougie ]

Pick one. Dropper or candle.

[haematocritical]

[ sometimes


you are dead and have to hide that? ]

...

Dropper.

[ he wants to smell nice first. ]

[mygod]

Next week, then.

[ their delivery rotations... ]

[haematocritical]

[ thank you for smell ]

Next week.

[ be free sweet modsie. help how is it thursday. ]