audience: astarion

[mygod]

Comments

OVERSEER

[mygod]

[ optional for questions ]

[haematocritical]

[ just staring at the parchment and then at famine like

why ]

... What are the rules here? Limitations?

[mygod]

You cannot explain the reason for why you are asking this, so lie as you need.

What else would you ask for that would toe the line?

[haematocritical]

So, just "trust me, don't ask questions, I need you to date me for a week" is enough?

[mygod]

[ nods ]

[haematocritical]

Oh, well that makes life a lot simpler. [ wonderful. ]

[haematocritical]

[ actually he has more questions ]

How... in depth does this have to be, anyway? They agree and we go through the motions?

[mygod]

[ oh sorry becks i got lost in the sauce ]

Don't you think you're overthinking?

Yes.

[haematocritical]

[ twirls you. i am always lost there. ]

Well, you did make this seem very important.

[mygod]

Somehow, this is not the stupidest task that has been assigned.

Just do what you need to accomplish it without failure.

[haematocritical]

[ does the mental equivalent of opens mouth, closes mouth. ]

A fake dating scandal is not even the weirdest thing so far. Well, now I’m just curious.

[mygod]

[ mimes a mouth zipping motion ]

[haematocritical]

Yes, yes.