audience: astarion

[mygod]

Comments

[haematocritical]

[ twirls you. i am always lost there. ]

Well, you did make this seem very important.

[mygod]

Somehow, this is not the stupidest task that has been assigned.

Just do what you need to accomplish it without failure.

[haematocritical]

[ does the mental equivalent of opens mouth, closes mouth. ]

A fake dating scandal is not even the weirdest thing so far. Well, now I’m just curious.

[mygod]

[ mimes a mouth zipping motion ]

[haematocritical]

Yes, yes.