mygod: (Default)
scawwy mods ([personal profile] mygod) wrote2024-06-10 09:22 am
Entry tags:
haematocritical: (pic#17254411)

[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-20 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
That is an understatement.

[ ... ]

Go on then, depress me. How much longer than you've been alive has it been?
haematocritical: (137)

[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-20 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ this is an elf. a dnd elf. ]

Of my sire, yes. He's not coming back. [ woohoo. ]

Yes, well. We'll need to figure out this place and then further issues back home. Then I'll be able to decide what I want to do with the rest of the fate I've clawed back.
haematocritical: (pic#17254410)

[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-21 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ makes a little cheers inclination with his head. hurrah. down with cazador. ]

… Gods. There’s a good question. What would you do if you suddenly found yourself completely at your own mercy for the first time in two centuries?

[ because that is terrifying. it scares him. ]
haematocritical: (091)

[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-21 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ what the fuck is a friend. ]

… Hm.

Without the threat of elder brains and vampiric sires nipping at my heels? That sounds almost too relaxing. [ he is not being serious. ]
haematocritical: (pic#17254410)

[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-21 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ help. ]

Well, you have a taste of what my companions are like. But to be fair, Lae’zel could be here threatening you to with pointy end of her sword as well.

[ she’s the most charming woman in the world and i love her. ]

But if your idea of a holiday is running around after an Elder brain, my dear, you might want to reassess your take on the word.
Edited (hello from the redundancy department of redundancy ) 2024-06-21 13:24 (UTC)
haematocritical: (076)

[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-21 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, she would!

[ it would be funny. ] It’s delightful. Head of rock.

Ah, I see. You’re stuck in the whirlwind of someone else’s shenanigans.
haematocritical: (pic#17254413)

[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-21 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, she’ll be fine. She’s going through a crisis of faith right now. Although it’s doing wonders for her attitude, at least.

[ don’t talk about a woman’s crisis like this. ]

… [ looks around. shrugs. ] Well, I can’t speak for this as I didn’t exactly sign up for it. But how did you end up in this situation?
haematocritical: (071)

[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-21 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think she'd agree with you. The way she agonised was quite something.

[ hmm. he folds his arms. ]

And? [ ... ] Could've joined it more intimately if you were so interested. [ get sacrificed, nerd. ]
haematocritical: (pic#17238356)

[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-21 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You know you really have a way of tilting the conversation to misery and doom. It's quite charming in the worst way.

[ stop that. ]
haematocritical: (028)

[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-22 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ sues him. ]

You also just told me you half expect everyone to die, yourself included. [ but, hm. ] I’m assuming there weren’t any signs something was going to happen to him? No… terse messages from your superiors? Outright threats or warnings?
haematocritical: (pic#17235904)

[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-06-22 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
So no being surprised if we stumble over your corpse one day.

[ noted. ]