audience: cloud

[mygod]

Comments

[mygod]

Oh! I bet he would be the kind of guy who would give you a surprise quiz, and then deduct points when you accidentally write the wrong date.

[residentmerc]

...... I don't think your experiences are universal.

[mygod]

Hmm, I had to do a lot of schooling, so the trauma of pop quizzes still lingers...

[residentmerc]

How often did you write the wrong date on them?

[mygod]

It's really easy to do it! The passage of time is forever changing!

[residentmerc]

Yeah. Every day. So how do you mess that up?

[mygod]

Haven't you ever thought it was a Friday, but it's actually Tuesday?

[residentmerc]

[ thinks about how he is missing like, at minimum, 5 years of his life ]

....Yeah, I guess.

[mygod]

[ they nod, not knowing what he is thinking. ]

It's especially easy when you get really caught up in something, and realize you haven't slept in a few days.

[residentmerc]

You ever consider getting a watch?

[mygod]

Do you have a list of witty comebacks at your arsenal...

[residentmerc]

I stay up at night and write 'em down.

[ teehee ]

[mygod]

You have to be prepared for every situation. You never know when someone will start talking nonsense about not remembering dates.

[residentmerc]

It's why it's one of my skills. All the countless hours of work I've put into it.

[mygod]

Wow. I can't believe your profile missed the most important one...

[residentmerc]

Think it's covered under "being kind of an asshole".

[mygod]

Oh, but that can mean so many things, dear Cloud.

[residentmerc]

Sure. It's a kind of all-in-one skill.

[mygod]

Mm.

But only kind of one. Not a full one.

[residentmerc]

It's a work in progress.

[ which way? yes ]

[mygod]

[ just asks ]

In which direction?

[residentmerc]

What d'you think?

[ A TRAP ]

[mygod]

Hehe, I think you're definitely friends with too many people here to be leaning towards full.

[residentmerc]

[ why does it feel like a call out said like that... ]

Damn. There goes my rep.

[mygod]

Ah, it's so hard being a bad boy in this economy...