audience: cloud

[mygod]

Comments

[residentmerc]

You ever consider getting a watch?

[mygod]

Do you have a list of witty comebacks at your arsenal...

[residentmerc]

I stay up at night and write 'em down.

[ teehee ]

[mygod]

You have to be prepared for every situation. You never know when someone will start talking nonsense about not remembering dates.

[residentmerc]

It's why it's one of my skills. All the countless hours of work I've put into it.

[mygod]

Wow. I can't believe your profile missed the most important one...

[residentmerc]

Think it's covered under "being kind of an asshole".

[mygod]

Oh, but that can mean so many things, dear Cloud.

[residentmerc]

Sure. It's a kind of all-in-one skill.

[mygod]

Mm.

But only kind of one. Not a full one.

[residentmerc]

It's a work in progress.

[ which way? yes ]

[mygod]

[ just asks ]

In which direction?

[residentmerc]

What d'you think?

[ A TRAP ]

[mygod]

Hehe, I think you're definitely friends with too many people here to be leaning towards full.

[residentmerc]

[ why does it feel like a call out said like that... ]

Damn. There goes my rep.

[mygod]

Ah, it's so hard being a bad boy in this economy...

[residentmerc]

A bad boy?

[mygod]

Yeah! You know... brooding... crosses their arms... Do you own a motorcycle?

[residentmerc]

... I don't own one.

[ he stealthily uncrosses his arms ]

[mygod]

Ah. In that case, I stand corrected.

[ no ]

[residentmerc]

.........

Riding one doesn't make me a bad boy.

[ DON'T DIG DEEPER ]

[mygod]

[ a pause. ]

Do you feel cool when you're on one?

[residentmerc]

[ yes ]

... What does that have to do with anything?

[mygod]

Just wondering... getting to know you.

[ they take that as a yes ]

[residentmerc]

I just like riding.

[ :T ]