When I arrived the first time it was full of things trying to kill me and/or eat me while the elite of hell just lived with wars and havoc everywhere.
Then after I made my way to the throne it was like trying to keep a million misbehaving children in line because I made the novel decision of making peace, not war.
[Oh! Surprise memoryshare! Erin lets it happen, and when it's over she's groaning]
One of the countless uprisings that happened. The last one dealt with before Lucifer kicked me out of hell. He wasn't happy about the whole river Styx blockage thing.
I was a little too preoccupied with the Sheriff's death I got careless, and Archduke Horns started his ridiculous war. During that Lucifer himself had to get off his deceitful ass and restore the flow of the river of souls.
Apparently he didn't like the walk from his place to the river even though it takes him like three minutes. After I was done solving that war he just kicked me out.
[Erin makes a mocking awe gesture with her hands]
Surprise! Hell is full of the pettiest people ever! Who'd have thought?
Yes. One hundred times yes. I hate that place and don't want to ever be back.
[Fortunately for her, the author has forgotten Erin Winters exists, so as long as that stays like that she won't be thrown into once another canon adventure that could end with her in hell]
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Then after I made my way to the throne it was like trying to keep a million misbehaving children in line because I made the novel decision of making peace, not war.
[Oh! Surprise memoryshare! Erin lets it happen, and when it's over she's groaning]
One of the countless uprisings that happened. The last one dealt with before Lucifer kicked me out of hell. He wasn't happy about the whole river Styx blockage thing.
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it's so out of his wheelhouse that he slips in and out of the memory like a dream, looking puzzled. ]
...I think bringing peace to a place like that is... an accomplishment.
[ she seems like a good girl, honestly. ]
But this Lucifer wasn't happy with your performance?
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Apparently he didn't like the walk from his place to the river even though it takes him like three minutes. After I was done solving that war he just kicked me out.
[Erin makes a mocking awe gesture with her hands]
Surprise! Hell is full of the pettiest people ever! Who'd have thought?
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his ears flick a little when she's done recalling what happened. ]
But are you happy to be out of there?
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[Fortunately for her, the author has forgotten Erin Winters exists, so as long as that stays like that she won't be thrown into once another canon adventure that could end with her in hell]