audience: gojo satoru

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week 0, monday

[mygod]

[They half-hobble to Gojo eventually, walking on a cane. Their crow is also there, squawking at having seen something indecent. They sound tired already.]

...Did the heavens grant you the gift of art, too?

[situationship]

Wow, you actually showed up.

[ ALL OF YOU, FOR THAT MATTER. HE WAS TESTING THE WATERS. ]

week 0, monday

[mygod]

[ Well.

After a little bit, Pestilence will walk over to where Gojo is. They clear their throat. ]

Why.

[situationship]

[ He's just at the pyre after getting pecked the shit out of by the four crows. ]

No howdy this time?

week 0 monday

[mygod]

[ a short while after gojo sends the message there is the sound of muttered cursing and upset cawing nearby

and then the crow is thrown at gojo's head as famine approaches, pulling a feather out of their hood ]

Hated that.

[situationship]

[ CATCHES THE BIRD and pets it a little, but also making sure it won't be able to peck him. It's kind of like being imprisoned in someone's hands. Is that a comfort to be without agency? To know your fate does not need to rely on your own choices? ]

Hey, I took a whole two seconds to pen that.

week 0, monday

[mygod]

[ gojo does not hear them appear because there are no footsteps.

when they do appear, gojo feels as if he gets slapped down onto the ground by a giant, extremely heavy flyswatter. IT'S REALLY HEAVY but only lasts for a few seconds. ]

[situationship]

[ ???? ]

OW! What was that?!

[ LOOKS AROUND ]

week 0, sunday

[mygod]

[ gojo gets a letter back in a small piece of parchment in very elegant script that says: ]

The art does not compel me.

[situationship]

[ epistolary friendship ]

How come?

week 0, sunday

[mygod]

[ a short while after the crow takes gojo's message.... famine wanders over to wherever he is ]

Start with questions first, unless the editing is pressing.

[situationship]

[ Okay, well. ]

I don't think these are terribly important, but I wanted to know.

One, when you guys said the cult summons a monster that is aligned with one of the ones we have affinities with, then a person is afflicted with that monster and goes haywire—this is the same monster? Like the cult summons a dragon, it's going to make someone who's dragon-kin go murder crazy.

Two, will pairs being thrown into this whole thing change how this ritual works? Would affecting one person also affect their confirmed partner?

Three, can you guys provide water and snacks during trial next time if we have to do this again?

Four, how long's the duration for the weakening ritual we did this weekend?

Five, I don't really care much about this but I might as well know in case things get worse but what are the details about partnering in terms of perks. I heard a lot about wishes or something with it. I don't really trust this weird system, but still good to know.

Six, if you guys can provide snacks sweet pastries would be great.

Seven, with Nehan gone, will you guys be even busier than before? Should we be helping out somehow?

Eight, how do we feel about the name "Helen?"

week 0, sunday

[mygod]

[ hi gojo here is the laziest starter pesto is here ]

Oh, we took care of the bodies. Um... I can give you flowers.

[situationship]

[ hello pesto ]

We won't be able to reach them? I'm sure people want to leave gifts for the dead, so...

week 2, monday

[mygod]

[ back to this joke ]

Christine is fitting. Two letters from a ghost, was it?

[situationship]

[ Sometimes. ]

Yeah! Still two.

[ Gives Famine the first letter to edit, I guess.

Sir Rondo,

I've been drawn to you the very night you were summoned to this decrepit village. It was only then did I begin my journey to reclaim myself... Barely, faintly, but a simple wisp without form nor thought. It took days passing for my senses hone, drawn to your golden warmth and radiance. My manifestation, my emotions, this correspondence — it is all because of you.

However, I question: why do you toil so? I wonder and wonder, but I find that you shine brightest in resistance.

May you continue to resist the darkness that swathes these derelict visages ever so tightly.

Sincerely,
Christine

It is written in very nice cursive handwriting. ]

week 2, monday

[mygod]

[ not the animal pictures........

they come holding this in their hand, peering at it. there is an owl on their shoulder. ]

What do you mean?

[situationship]

[ war: i am so much older than you boys

gojo, sending them doodles ]

You guys mentioned the cult summoned a chimera last week, right? It was supposed to add up to three monsters being active, but normally a chimera is joined as one entity.

Anyway, are we expected to see that more, possibly?

week 2, tuesday

[mygod]

[ hello pesto is here. gets lazier with starters as the weeks go by. ]

Vanished back into the fog, most likely.

[situationship]

[ i recycle my starters for pcs so like i understand ]

... Can we get the ten showers back?

WEEK 5, MONDAY

[mygod]

[ This Monday, one of the crows will come to Gojo without being beckoned over. In simple script, they are told to pass through the fog on the south side of the village and go to the garden that the Overseers were seen tending to on the very first Monday. While there, Famine meets them and hands them the following parchment: ]

You have been chosen to declare one rule to be implemented in the rulebook until the night sky once again changes with the new week. You may also implement one penalty if the role is not followed in a week’s time, to occur the following week.

[ Your Overseer is present to answer any questions. ]

DECISION

[mygod]

[ Please submit by Tuesday at 9 AM PST / Noon EST. ]

week 5, monday

[mygod]

[ the crow sends back a message that just says 'wii' in messy handwriting

famine approaches the mortuary ]

[situationship]

[ they can find the wii setup in the... looks at smudged writing on hand basement.

There are still no seating arrangements, but the coffins have lids on them, so they can just sit on them. ]

So you are here for the esteemed Wii...

week 5, monday

[mygod]

[ war wants tea, but i control the idiot, so they are now arriving for wii without realizing it. the vibes are OH N thought when they do realize it.

not the wii......... not teenagers....... ]

Don't you have some messes to attend to instead...? [ honestly. ] Did you and Suguru ever reconcile your romantic differences?

[ quickly throws gojo under the fucking bus. ]

[situationship]

[ AT FIRST IT IS SOME EXCITEMENT BECAUSE WAR WANTS TO PLAY THE WII???

And then emotions immediately flatline. ]

What?

week 5, monday

[mygod]

[ KARAOKE!!!!!!!

HI THEY ARE HERE FOR KARAOKE ]

Good day!

[situationship]

Awful day! But a new week means new things!

[ KARAOKE ]

So! We are here for Karaoke!

week 7, monday

[rhine]

[ THEY'RE ALL JUST IN THIS HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!! ]

[situationship]

... We really just went back.

[ DEAD HOUSE. ]

Well, I guess you had to go back.