audience: gojo satoru

[mygod]

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week 0, monday

[mygod]

[They half-hobble to Gojo eventually, walking on a cane. Their crow is also there, squawking at having seen something indecent. They sound tired already.]

...Did the heavens grant you the gift of art, too?

week 0, monday

[mygod]

[ Well.

After a little bit, Pestilence will walk over to where Gojo is. They clear their throat. ]

Why.

week 0 monday

[mygod]

[ a short while after gojo sends the message there is the sound of muttered cursing and upset cawing nearby

and then the crow is thrown at gojo's head as famine approaches, pulling a feather out of their hood ]

Hated that.

week 0, monday

[mygod]

[ gojo does not hear them appear because there are no footsteps.

when they do appear, gojo feels as if he gets slapped down onto the ground by a giant, extremely heavy flyswatter. IT'S REALLY HEAVY but only lasts for a few seconds. ]

[situationship]

Wow, you actually showed up.

[ ALL OF YOU, FOR THAT MATTER. HE WAS TESTING THE WATERS. ]

[situationship]

[ He's just at the pyre after getting pecked the shit out of by the four crows. ]

No howdy this time?

[situationship]

[ CATCHES THE BIRD and pets it a little, but also making sure it won't be able to peck him. It's kind of like being imprisoned in someone's hands. Is that a comfort to be without agency? To know your fate does not need to rely on your own choices? ]

Hey, I took a whole two seconds to pen that.

[situationship]

[ ???? ]

OW! What was that?!

[ LOOKS AROUND ]

[mygod]

Howdy.

[ Said in the tone of someone who was sent a tiny penis. ]

[mygod]

[ i see. unfortunately this crow is a bitch so it will still try to peck him. it does not know the serenity that gojo offers ]

It would've taken you zero to not bother at all.

[mygod]

You did call on me. Sort of.

[Their bird flies over to see if Gojo has any rewards for it.]

[mygod]

[ the way i deleted this tag out of reflex before opening it to reply. ]

Punishment for wasting paper with crude pictorials. And unsatisfying small ones as well. Was it a self portrait?

[situationship]

[ understandable. ]

Are you asking because you're interested? We barely know each other! And I didn't know there was a demand for satisfying big ones.

[ IT WAS JUST A DOODLE ]

[situationship]

Howdy!

[ Said in the tone of someone who sense a tiny penis for fun. ]

I was expecting you guys to be busy. Did I catch you on break?

[situationship]

[ it is disobedient... that is okay. satoru has an affinity for that, too. ]

But I had some questions!

[situationship]

[ Uh... Will it accept a single fat leech? ]

What a diligent worker. [ Said like he'd slack off if he could. ] How's first day of the week?

[mygod]

It's been pretty busy! Getting to know you all. Getting pecked by birds.

[ They are getting so pecked from these audience requests. ]

But there's a lull.

[mygod]

[ all of these crows are just assholes ]

As long as they have nothing to do with genitalia, I'll listen.

[mygod]

Mm, no thank you. I'm deeply uninterested.

[ spare them... ]

[situationship]

That isn't important.

[ Dicks can wait. ]

I didn't get to ask before... But what's up with the amnesia? Suguru—it's like he's from a different timeline, or a parallel world. [ Quietly, unsure if this is good or bad in the grand scheme. ] We're not on the same page.

[situationship]

Oh.

[ Was already in the middle of drawing them a bigger flaccid dick. ]

[situationship]

Has been getting to know us all been fun distraction? At least better than getting attacked by birds.

[ There's no sympathy. Maybe get better communication channels. ]

[mygod]

I don't have the answer to that. You were summoned as you are, and there shouldn't be any forced amnesia. Though different timeline points are a possibility.

You haven't asked him directly?

[mygod]

[ FLACCID??????? ]

Keep that to yourself.

[mygod]

[ No it's funny. ]

It's been making the time go by faster. I am sure the others want you to stop.