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scawwy mods ([personal profile] mygod) wrote2024-06-10 03:24 pm
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drymonster: (i don't wanna be a guest on a talk show)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-07-23 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ THERE WAS JUST A SERIOUS UNDERESTIMATION OF HOW DEEP HIS SHAME IS AND HOW SENSITIVE HE IS ABOUT IT ]

...W-wait, I— This was seriously her suggestion?

[ like yeah he knows you're the only two alive now but who knows maybe you planned this before famine died!! ]

Why?
mygod: (WAR.)

[personal profile] mygod 2024-07-23 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
She believed you deserved to have some kisses. She has full confidence in your ability to pull it off with a high rate of results.
drymonster: (we just wanted to be killed)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-07-23 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Huh??

Okay, that confidence is completely misplaced, if I could do it that easily I would have already done it by now!
mygod: (WAR.)

[personal profile] mygod 2024-07-23 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Hums.]

I'll be sure to pass along the misplacement. Perhaps I can find someone else who would, I guess...
drymonster: (you really mailed that one in)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-07-23 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh. Okay, I know this is some reverse psychology thing, so don't think i'm falling for it.

But... I guess I can try it. So no, don't just pass it along. I'll... see what happens.
Edited (i'm too tired i can't type good night ) 2024-07-23 06:19 (UTC)
mygod: (WAR.)

[personal profile] mygod 2024-07-23 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[GOODNIGHT TUCKS YOU IN]

I think you are a good fit for the job. I trust her judgement. You can't tell anyone what it's for, however, or who gave it to you. Those are the stipulations. Otherwise, you may accomplish it however you wish.
drymonster: (eruptions from your mouth)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-07-23 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ why do i even attempt to tag at 2 am when my brain isn't capable of forming sentences anymore

he makes a face that very much says I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT A GOOD FIT FOR THE JOB AND I AM QUESTIONING HER JUDGMENT A LOT RIGHT NOW and groans at the not being able to tell anyone part. ]

So everyone's really going to just think I'm out there being either desperate or an insane narcissist.

[ SIGHS ]

I guess I can pretend it's a curse...
mygod: (WAR.)

[personal profile] mygod 2024-07-23 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[DOUBTING HIS LOVELY PESTILENCE...]

It would not be a bad disguise for the effort.

[The curse part.]

I think a lot of them will just think you're being cute.

[Smashcut to this happening after kissgate.]
drymonster: (and shove him to death? oh good one)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-07-23 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh huh.

[ i know!! that's going to make this seem even weirder!!!! like it awakened something and now he's some crazed kiss slut!!! ]

I really hope she appreciates this.
mygod: (WAR.)

[personal profile] mygod 2024-07-24 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[HELP ME they will be like damn totty is thirsty for kisses]

I am one hundred percent certain she will.
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