[ oh!!! perks up... damn he really karened his way out of this ]
Right! Not telling people things is one of my skills anyway, according to that profile.
Right! Not telling people things is one of my skills anyway, according to that profile.
[ follows!! ]
So how's this going to work? Is there like, a limited access keycard or something?
So how's this going to work? Is there like, a limited access keycard or something?
[ he briefly gets this look on his face like, i have to write a fucking LETTER whenever i need to pee???? ugh!!!! but he's behind pesto right now where they presumably can't see it and he's not going to complain out loud this time. ]
Ah... okay, got it.
Ah... okay, got it.
[ his house was built in the 50s, so he's cool with cute vintage! ]
Oh, this is pretty nice.
[ WHY DO THE REST OF THEM HAVE TO SUFFER IN A SHITHOLE UNTIL THEY DIE!!!! ]
Is this where you guys have been staying?
Oh, this is pretty nice.
[ WHY DO THE REST OF THEM HAVE TO SUFFER IN A SHITHOLE UNTIL THEY DIE!!!! ]
Is this where you guys have been staying?
...Oh, I thought you were saying, like, "we will let you in". You meant that guy?
[ ...waves ]
Hello...
[ ...waves ]
Hello...
[ tearfully running to the sink to WASH HIS FUCKING FACE ]
It's perfect...
It's perfect...
[ it's going to be A While, but he eventually emerges and comes back to the garden looking refreshed and smelling much nicer. ]
God, I needed that.
God, I needed that.
You know, that's kind of a weird question to ask about someone's time in a bathroom, but I think I can honestly say yes.
Hi.
[ waves ]
Have you gotten any letters with leeches attached yet?
[ waves ]
Have you gotten any letters with leeches attached yet?


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