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scawwy mods ([personal profile] mygod) wrote2024-06-10 03:24 pm
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drymonster: (i do don't i?)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-10 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh!!! perks up... damn he really karened his way out of this ]

Right! Not telling people things is one of my skills anyway, according to that profile.
drymonster: (saying "thank you" and "yes please")

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-10 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ follows!! ]

So how's this going to work? Is there like, a limited access keycard or something?
drymonster: (eruptions from your mouth)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-10 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he briefly gets this look on his face like, i have to write a fucking LETTER whenever i need to pee???? ugh!!!! but he's behind pesto right now where they presumably can't see it and he's not going to complain out loud this time. ]

Ah... okay, got it.
drymonster: (i guess i'll go from memory)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-10 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ his house was built in the 50s, so he's cool with cute vintage! ]

Oh, this is pretty nice.

[ WHY DO THE REST OF THEM HAVE TO SUFFER IN A SHITHOLE UNTIL THEY DIE!!!! ]

Is this where you guys have been staying?
drymonster: (oh i'm back)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-10 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
...Oh, I thought you were saying, like, "we will let you in". You meant that guy?

[ ...waves ]

Hello...
drymonster: (don't take this the wrong way)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-10 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ nods and follows... bye will ]
drymonster: (this thing would have been a hit)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-10 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ tearfully running to the sink to WASH HIS FUCKING FACE ]

It's perfect...
drymonster: (one of those mind erasing kits)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-10 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank youuuu!!!

[ he is gonna get SO clean ]
drymonster: (i want a pet i can love)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-11 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's going to be A While, but he eventually emerges and comes back to the garden looking refreshed and smelling much nicer. ]

God, I needed that.
drymonster: (so long suckers)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-12 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, that's kind of a weird question to ask about someone's time in a bathroom, but I think I can honestly say yes.
drymonster: (thanks boston that rocked)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-12 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Yeah, that would be great!
drymonster: (can it be a conventional earth weapon)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-12 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi.

[ waves ]

Have you gotten any letters with leeches attached yet?

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