audience: geto

[mygod]

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[turbulency]

[ help why did i miss your notif ]

It's about the Bible in the Church. Seems like someone stole it, would you know why?

[mygod]

[Spoon hates me :(]

Oh. The Bible. [The spooky Bible.] At this point, I can only imagine it's because they can't read.

[There's a warning and everything...]

[turbulency]

[ HELP ]

... People are curious, and probably don't trust any warnings. But I heard it gives people visions.

[mygod]

Oh, I wouldn't know. I'm not religious, I didn't bother with it.

Some of the things here came free with the property.

[Just fun little cursed objects that have been here who knows how long.]

[turbulency]

I don't think it's a religious thing.

[ it's definitely cursed? ]

You're not curious?

[mygod]

This may sound strange coming from a cultist, but I try not to mess with obviously cursed artifacts.

[turbulency]

Got a lot of experience with them?

[mygod]

Not really. Magic exists in my world, but it wasn't my specialty.

[Not their wheelhouse, so they don't go touching mysterious books.]

Sounds like you're used to "eating" it, though?

[turbulency]

... Eating isn't how I would describe it. It's not sustenance.

[ but it's the simplest way of putting it since. he does swallow them. ]

[mygod]

[Swallows... indecent.]

What is it then?

[turbulency]

[ stop ]

I just consume them. It's part of my technique... They're not food.

[mygod]

[No.]

What sort of technique?

[They ask like they might be interested, but are also start walking somewhere, so who's to say.]

[turbulency]

[ THEY JUST LEAVE? he doesn't answer... just watches them to see if they are fully exiting this scene ]

[mygod]

[Yes. Goodbye. They are finding a little channel in the fog and walking into it.

If Geto is useless and does not follow, their crow plot device will harass him until he does.]

[turbulency]

[ STOP HE'S JUST LIKE ok i guess we're done?

but he will follow... what is happening ]

[mygod]

[They are... at the garden now.]

I asked what sort of technique it was. Also, pick up that fertilizer. We may as well get some work done.

[There is a burlap sack of it.]

[turbulency]

[ ??? he's not your assistant... goes to pick up the sack. ]

Like I said, I consume them. If I can defeat a curse, I can absorb it and control it.

[mygod]

[Welcome to being their assistant now. They get a little hand spade to disperse fertilizer with.]

Interesting. So it becomes part of you, these 'curses?'

[turbulency]

[ You're going to make him spiral with that line of questioning. ]

... They're not part of me. I don't know what dimension they're stored in.

[mygod]

[Good.]

...Okay. [Their tone is always a little soft and staid, but it turns extra dry.] So they're held in some... dimension in your gut. Not digested as part of you.

[turbulency]

[ look he doesn't understand why he has to swallow them even though they come out of a portal in the air when he summons them ]

It's only sounds weird because you're making it weird.

[mygod]

[Vore is why.

They spade out some dirt, speaking casually.]

It's weird however you slice it.

[turbulency]

You don't have any weird abilities?

[mygod]

Nothing like that. I'm ordinary. There's magic in my world, but I don't use it much.

[turbulency]

Why not?