audience: geto

[mygod]

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[turbulency]

[ i made this shitpost specifically for this team? appreciate me?

anyway, creepy... also the way i don't have any questions tries to think of something smart ]

I heard you all can bring us things?

[mygod]

[ you fool ]

We can, within reason. Are you looking to request something in particular?

[turbulency]

[ i'm doing my best out here ]

If I ask for clothes, will it just be more white robes?

[mygod]

[ are u ]

You could put in the request and find out. I don't believe you would get the delivery until next week, however.

[turbulency]

[ yes!! ]

Oh. [ bummer ] Where are you getting these things from anyway? Smuggling them out of the cult supply closet?

[mygod]

Perhaps we're pulling them from the swamp.

[ more seriously: ]

Our housekeeper.

[turbulency]

You have a house beyond the fog?

[mygod]

An inn.

[turbulency]

And the rest of the cult? They're not there?

[mygod]

No, they are not. It is our own residency.

[turbulency]

And the cult doesn't mind you bringing things to make our lives easier?

[mygod]

Not particularly so long as it isn't extravagant. And as long as it doesn't help you rebel, or escape.

[turbulency]

I suppose they can't imagine someone giving up a wish to help a bunch of cattle, so there's no reason to be suspicious.

[mygod]

[ their laugh is a short hum. ]

Yes. We would then be in all of your shoes, and where would that leave us?

[turbulency]

Doomed? [ haha they would all die ] But they are still watching us, right?

Is it full surround sound audio and video surveillance?

[mygod]

Let's just say you should be careful in general no matter where you are or what you're doing and leave it at that.

Do you know what Scrying is?

[turbulency]

[ so like should he have been whispering more of this conversation?? ]

Uh, not in detail. It's fortune telling, right?

[mygod]

[ yeah, you should have. ]

No. Well, perhaps to you. It's a spell. It allows someone to create a sensor near you, and they can see and hear you if they are on the same plane as you. Consider that is what is happening here with you all.

[turbulency]

[ then why didn't you say that earlier ]

All the time? That's kind of gross.

[mygod]

[ read minds. ]

It is on you if you want to make it weird.

[turbulency]

[ OKAY? ]

It's weird no matter what. Normally people are afforded a little privacy.

[mygod]

[ narrows my eyes at you ]

There is very little privacy here. As you can see when all of you so casually stumbled upon us in the garden.

[turbulency]

[ this is what you get for being an asshole

aka slightly mean ]

And that's not normal.

[mygod]

[ i will kill you. ]

It is simply how it is, I'm afraid.

[turbulency]

Does us being miserable make us more potent or something?