audience: geto

[mygod]

Comments

[turbulency]

There's not much to do here but get to know one another.

[mygod]

Go fishing?

[ this is sarcastic. it's extremely heavy sarcasm. there's leeches in there ]

[turbulency]

[ no thanks ]

Is that what you do?

[mygod]

Not in the slightest, but enough people have asked me for fishing rods I think you're all going insane from lack of stimulation.

[turbulency]

... Could you bring us something magical?

[mygod]

At this point? Probably not.

It'd be more suspicious if we could just smuggle in random things that you could all use to rebel. Some of you keeping weapons was already pushing it.

Could always ask for soap.

[ everyone stinky ]

[turbulency]

Soap would be useful... I was hoping for some lights for the basement in the mortuary.

I guess I'll just have to steal some.

[mygod]

Don't get caught in the leech war.

But either of those are possible to be asked for, rather than magic, if you're willing to wait a week.

[turbulency]

[ smashcut to geto vandalizing the cabin's beds

Anyway, ] Okay, if we could get some lights that'd be helpful.

[ He was hoping to ask for a weapon or something dangerous but alas. ]

[mygod]

[ he really did that....

nods ]

Lanterns? Flashlights? I can get you about five of either.

[turbulency]

What about a combo? Three lanterns, and two flashlights.

[mygod]

[ nods ]

Very well. Enjoy your light in your mortuary.

[ why are you staying in the mortuary ]

[turbulency]

[ because funny ]

Thanks. I'll see you around then.

[mygod]

[ lazily waves a hand and walks off

goobye ]