[ that is so blunt he just fucking barks a laugh honestly. holding up his hands in surrender. ]

If that is your preference, I would not presume to bore you with it.

[ shaking his head, though a hand does go to press over the mark on his chest. ]

No, and with any luck it will remain as such. If obtaining something as simple as a notebook or a cabbage in this place is as laborious an act as it seems, then finding magical items would be a task fit for Piergeiron.