Is this a thing? Wizards and their cats? [ happy for your boyfriend's cat, essek. ] Is there some secret clause in their wizarding school letters that says "must have cat, or cat-adajacent creature as familiar"?
[ y'know what? frumpkin can do whatever he wants. ]
It's work enough keeping up with Frumpkin, so I think I'll pass for now.
[ THE PHOTO WAS BAD ENOUGH HE ISN'T EVER TELLING ASTARION SHIT!!!!!!!!!! ]
It's strange to hear that from Astarion, of all people, the one man who I think has the bloodthirst out of everyone here? [ light teasing. ] I'm aware. I understand.
[ several ??? pop up over his head. HE'S WHAT KIND OF PET OWNER HELLO!!!!!!!! ]
She would've known not to put up with your mess. [ too refined to say shit. for now. ] It would, but I'm not sure if that's going to happen any time soon.
[ grumbles about them but secretly soft. he gets nothing from astarion though, suffer in the knowledge that astarion thinks he's one of 'those' pet owners. ]
[ I THINK ESSEK SHOULD SAY SHIT AS A TREAT. ] Ugh. You could at least lie. Tell me you arranged for the next random place to show up to be a luxurious hotel.
Don't be too shocked when it turns out to be a few coppers of a tavern, not a gold piece. [ just saying. ] Do you want me to leave you to the bottom of your bottle?
[ he........ decides he will stay with astarion for a while and shoot the shit because they are both about to crawl out of their skin more than likely. it's fine. ]
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[ the cat is sweet, though, and tries to jump in astarion's lap. ]
I'm aware... You know that things will be alright, though.
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Is this a thing? Wizards and their cats? [ happy for your boyfriend's cat, essek. ] Is there some secret clause in their wizarding school letters that says "must have cat, or cat-adajacent creature as familiar"?
[ y'know what? frumpkin can do whatever he wants. ]
So you keep saying, yes.
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[ tho a cat is not a bad idea....... but he doesn't say that. anyway. ]
I say it, but you know the truth of it. Do what you have to do to help her. It will be alright.
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Yes, well. It requires a little building up to, you understand.
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[ THE PHOTO WAS BAD ENOUGH HE ISN'T EVER TELLING ASTARION SHIT!!!!!!!!!! ]
It's strange to hear that from Astarion, of all people, the one man who I think has the bloodthirst out of everyone here? [ light teasing. ] I'm aware. I understand.
It isn't easy, but most important things aren't.
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[ THE PHOTO WAS CUTE AND ALSO LITERALLY SEVENTY THOUSAND YEARS AGO. ]
Yes, well. In the past if I tried to stake my blood thirst on her she'd have burned my face off. Truly tragic for features as lovely as these. [ ... ]
No kidding. It would be nice to have a quiet week for once.
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She would've known not to put up with your mess. [ too refined to say shit. for now. ] It would, but I'm not sure if that's going to happen any time soon.
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[ I THINK ESSEK SHOULD SAY SHIT AS A TREAT. ] Ugh. You could at least lie. Tell me you arranged for the next random place to show up to be a luxurious hotel.
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Very well. Next week will be entirely peaceful, and we have arranged for the next dimensional plane to be a luxurious tavern and inn.
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Wonderful. Exactly what I wanted to hear. [ tavern is the word i was looking for, yes. ]
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Don't be too shocked when it turns out to be a few coppers of a tavern, not a gold piece. [ just saying. ] Do you want me to leave you to the bottom of your bottle?
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Up to you. I don't mind the company.
[ actually goes to bed now ]
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Very well.
[ he........ decides he will stay with astarion for a while and shoot the shit because they are both about to crawl out of their skin more than likely. it's fine. ]
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