audience: astarion

[mygod]

Comments

[haematocritical]

Please, I've had enough of giant brains.

[ no more brains. head empty. ]

I'd rather not be mind controlled at any point, thank you. I'll kill the brain, but I'm not relishing the whole risking my life so blatantly part.

[mygod]

[ hehe. ]

But you will anyway, won't you? Because you have... friends, and those friends are important to you.

[haematocritical]

[ his thoughts are the mental equivalent of :tails: ]

… I like the part where I’m not mind controlled and turned into a tentacled monstrosity a lot too! [ friendship?? ]

[mygod]

[ they actually laugh. ]

I'm sure. I don't deny your own desire to be rid of it. I simply... understand when a few strange people have annoyed you into a friendship with them.

[haematocritical]

[ get mighty nein’d, nerd. ]

I wonder if that’s some bizarre constant. You will get cornered by people and they will try to befriend you.

[mygod]

[ :man_standing: ]

If you had asked me this long ago, I would have laughed at you. But now? I think it might be. Frustratingly. I think it's a constant for people like us.

[haematocritical]

[ haha ]

Especially if there's someone with the ... energy of Karlach.

[mygod]

[ NOT THAT ENERGY ]

Yes, there are a few like that in the group I know back home, too.

[haematocritical]

[ get flurry character’d, nerd ]

My condolences.

[mygod]

[ :| ]

I've seen the things you've be forced to endure. [ hugs, babying, concern, etc ] Maybe keep the condolences for yourself.

[haematocritical]

No, no, suffering shared and all that.

[ they are being friended at mach fuck speeds. ]

[mygod]

[ love that for them even though they hate it. ]

Yes, thank you for sharing your suffering with me. I'm thrilled. Honored.

[ dry ]

[haematocritical]

As you should be! I don't share very often.

[ help. ]