audience: astarion

[mygod]

Comments

[haematocritical]

If I’d brought snacks would you have been minutely less grumpy about being summoned?

[mygod]

No. Don't mistake me for a glutton.

[haematocritical]

You do seem to enjoy eating though.

[mygod]

If something is in front of me, I'll eat it.

[haematocritical]

[ mentally thinking: which is something like how a glutton would act, then. ]

Anything and everything? Or are there preferences?

[mygod]

Are you trying to ask me personal questions? I thought at least you would spare me.

[haematocritical]

I wasn’t aware that what amounts to “do you prefer savoury?” was cripplingly personal.

[mygod]

I don't feel the need to engage in circular conversations. I've already said once that if it's in front of me, I'll eat it.

Must you keep making me repeat myself?