audience: astarion

[mygod]

Comments

[mygod]

[ hmmm ]

Well, at the end of the day, all we have is the land we live on. It doesn't matter how powerful you are, if there's nothing to live on, you're as good as dead.

[haematocritical]

That's certainly not wrong. But some people have a talent for killing all plants they touch.

[mygod]

That's true. Plants are very easily killable. You just pluck some in the wrong temperature, or overwater, and bam! There they go.

Anyway, this is probably boring.

[haematocritical]

[ he just sippin’ his drink over here. ]

… [ i mean, maybe. he’s certainly not a plant man. ]

So, what could you easily grow here? A giant beanstalk we could climb out of this place, perhaps?

[mygod]

Ha ha.

Lots of herbs and veggies, flowers that are better for more mild weather. Lots of people want lavender! Would you like some?

[haematocritical]

Lavender? For…. calming purposes?

Gosh, I wonder why we all want that.

[mygod]

[ they poke him. ]

You are so sarcastic.

[haematocritical]

[ WAH. ]

I am an appropriate level of sarcastic.

[mygod]

You are like, top three sarcastic people here.

[haematocritical]

[ oooh. ]

Go on, who are my competitors?

[mygod]

Cloud. Death, when he was here. Ashley.

[haematocritical]

I can imagine Ashlyn being quite sarcastic, yes.

[mygod]

It's a little more harmful when it comes from her, too.

There's something about the youth devastating you...

[haematocritical]

The youth know no fear. Or shame. And they certainly don't pull their punches.

[mygod]

I know! It's nice that they're not listening to the respecting your elders thing, but also... wowie, my feelings.

[haematocritical]

Sounds like you're perhaps a little too easily wounded.

[mygod]

What?

You just wounded me with that comment.

[haematocritical]

See? As I said...

[mygod]

Well, I'll forgive you!

[ he didn't ask for that ]

[haematocritical]

Finally. I will be able to sleep at night.

[mygod]

Just remember to think of me when you do.

[ no

also this thread is w1 i'll set you free ]

[haematocritical]

[ help our two week threads. ]