audience: astarion

[mygod]

Comments

[haematocritical]

[ marriage can be platonic if it’s (tumblr voice) problematique. ]

I haven’t been asking.

[mygod]

[ i can get behind it ]

Would you like one?

[haematocritical]

[ this is a ya fae novel waiting to happen. ]

Yes, I wouldn’t mind one. Helpful to know who to avoid certain topics with.

[mygod]

Mmm.

[ thoughtful for a moment. ]

They are shorter than 170 centimeters.

[haematocritical]

[ opens his mouth. closes his mouth. ]

Hm. That does actually narrow it down quite a lot. [ imagine if it’s camille that’d be so funny ]

[mygod]

There are still so many people below that height, so... good luck.

[ he doesn't even want to be found, shame. ]

[haematocritical]

Less than above it, mind you. That makes it far easier to be cautious if they approach about monster types.