audience: astarion

[mygod]

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[mygod]

[ ok, so astarion is fond. nods. ]

Well, she perhaps did you all a favor. Will you make her do it every week if this continues to be an issue?

[haematocritical]

[ puts you in the dirt. ]

Now we know it works I doubt people will be able to let it all fall on one girl. If we’d caught Erin earlier, who knows? Maybe Rondo would’ve put her out of her misery and Nona would the be one getting sacrificed tomorrow.

[mygod]

Mm.

[ they nod, they nod. ]

Neither of which most of the others are enjoying as options. But a necessity nonetheless.

[haematocritical]

… Well, someone will end up dying. It might as well be one of the people more likely to go on to be a mass murderer if they weren’t caught.

[mygod]

It's good you understand.

[ thank you for being down with a little bloodshed, astarion. ]

[haematocritical]

[ always ❤️ ]

I think it’s been fairly drilled into out heads so far.

[mygod]

Mm.

[ their usual very stiff, regal way of holding themselves has ever so slightly sagged. they motion with a hand. ]

Did you have any more questions or concerns?

[haematocritical]

[ he will do in like an hour, but not right now no. ]

No, but I’m sure there’ll be something before you know it. Try not to be too enthusiastic when that happens, my dear.

[mygod]

Very well.

[ ASTARION ]

It has been a long week is all.

[haematocritical]

[ WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT HIM ]

It’s been an excruciatingly long 48 hours, that’s more than enough for me. Go and have a nap or something. [ shoo shoo. ]

[mygod]

[ why not ]

I will consider it. Four hours should suffice for a sleep. Good evening then.

[haematocritical]

[ war out here like those alpha bro podcasts “real winners survive on four hours of sleep be the best be EFFICIENT” ]

Good evening.

[mygod]

[ sometimes your race is simply superior to all other races get good ]

[haematocritical]

[ :nyeh: ]