audience: astarion

[mygod]

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[haematocritical]

[ no it's funny. ]

A shame they didn't run into Boothill while they were sneaking around. However this possession mess works, it did a number on Boothill's sanity from what I saw. That would've been fitting.

[ he would've enjoyed that. ]

Have you actually been assigned to keep watch over us, or has this been something you've been winging from the beginning?

[mygod]

It would have been very messy if so.

[ way messier than it already was. DON'T JUST SAY HE'D ENJOY IT. why is he so awful. ]

We convinced them to assign the four of us for this task so we would have an easier time redirecting your fates.

[haematocritical]

[ he would’ve enjoyed the larger cult running into boothill!!! that’s fine!! i mean not for boothill but— ]

Would’ve served the larger portion of this cult right, I think.

[ he nods like… ok. ]

So, this was more of a warning to do your job properly? But still something that’ll be a little noose around your necks for the time being.

[mygod]

[ the boothill massacre... ]

Yes. We will need to take better care in being careful of what we do and where.

[haematocritical]

[ yee haw pardner ]

How do you think they grew suspicious?

[ of the group who basically yelled SCATTER that first sunday and ran off to the tune of yakety sax ]

[mygod]

[ let them LIVE ]

I don't know. We were already being watched distantly. Perhaps they heard or saw something they found suspicious.

[haematocritical]

[ they are doing their best. one of them had to die for astarion to believe them. but they’re probably doing their best. ]

That certainly narrows things down. [ ANYTHING could be sus ] Should I get snippy again? Make them think we’re fighting?

[mygod]

[ why are you so damn dramatic, you stupid vampire. ]

That... won't be necessary. You've only recently just settled down.

[haematocritical]

[ but he makes life so much fun ]

Suit yourself. I'm a very good actor. [ is he??? ]