audience: astarion

[mygod]

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[mygod]

[ please learn to open up and discuss things (hypocrite). ]

Very well. Everything is inside. Will cleans up after you, but don't make it harder for him, please.

[ there is a bath!! lucky astarion. it is a really nice, big bathroom with even little things like bath oils and bubble bath and such. and hair products... ]

[haematocritical]

[ i will assume this is very hypocritical of war, yes.




astarion will have a lovely bath. wow. i'm not describing it. but it was lovely and he will emerge smelling lovely :') this is the best day he's had in ages, actually. did you know there aren't baths when you're tromping around the wilderness to go and fight a giant brain and three (now two, or one) insane people trying to control it for power?

because there aren't. ]

And what do we have to do to get one of those where we're stuck staying?

[mygod]

[ comes back to tag this for a very funny reason. glad for your no-stink, astarion. ]

I'm afraid it's not something you can order, but you are allowed to ask to come back. Only if I'm escorting you.

Consider yourself lucky. You are the one and only person to which I have personally given permission to be here.

[haematocritical]

[ well now i’m just concerned why it’s funny. ]

Oh, it’s not a one time offer then. [ nice. ] I will be sure to take you up on it then.

[mygod]

[ no reason. ]

Try not to bother me every hour... but when you would like to use it, just let me know.

[haematocritical]

[ big fear. ]

Even I don’t feel the need to luxuriate in a bath every hour on the hour, don’t worry. [ but he nods. ] I shall.