They can get juice!! Essek tries to order the most normal thing, but he does not tip, because what is fucking tipping. So that means he just looks at Astarion after and blurts out:]
Spending time with you is wonderful, and I enjoy it.
[ HE DOESN'T MISS A BEAT. the way i realised that it's because he didn't tip and that's what's happening because nat just did the same thing to me in another thread. ]
[This is exactly why the M9 decided immediately they could adopt him. AAAAAAAAAAA, we truly dropped tipping curse right on top of you after you gave us Jamba Juice.
Speaking of, he is LOOKING at this fucking juice now, horrified with dignity. Well, maybe his dignity has now disappeared.]
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[ who the fck wants cereal in their drink. ]
Clothes first, or drinks. [ we can handwave the clothes because we can’t have three dress up threads even if this one would be sexy and gothic. ]
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[But our three fashion threads and this one is goth......]
Drinks.
[He is curious even if he is afraid of what this entails.]
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Then to Jamba Juice we go.
[ did you know we don’t have jamba juice in the uk. help. ]
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Lead the way.
[He is still thinking about cereal.....]
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[ HE WILL LEAD THE WAY AND THEY CAN GET JUICE NOW. ]
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They can get juice!! Essek tries to order the most normal thing, but he does not tip, because what is fucking tipping. So that means he just looks at Astarion after and blurts out:]
Spending time with you is wonderful, and I enjoy it.
[OH GOD]
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mid sip of his own juice. ]
.....
I say this very nicely, because the sentiment is sweet, but are you cursed, darling?
[ LKSJDLKSDGS ]
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No - Yes. I -
[Wow, okay. Relax. He looks so frustrated.] You're very handsome. [NOT THAT. He grits his teeth.]
What is happening?!
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I know. You are too, darling.
[ HE DOESN'T MISS A BEAT. the way i realised that it's because he didn't tip and that's what's happening because nat just did the same thing to me in another thread. ]
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Speaking of, he is LOOKING at this fucking juice now, horrified with dignity. Well, maybe his dignity has now disappeared.]
No, that's not--
[Oh my God, he wants to die. WAIT, HE'S DEAD.]
Don't just reciprocate.
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This is the first time I've seen this happen, maybe you're just special. [ the way i've had this open for so long but the MINGLE WON'T STOP.
and yeah he's dead. can't escape now. ]
Why not? A compliment for a compliment, I don't give out sincere ones often.
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You guys really are just out there doing things. THIS MAKES HIM FLUSTERED. Please stop talking.]
It... I wouldn't have... said it out loud...
[Jamba Juice was a mistake. He can't even focus on the fact the juice isn't completely terrible.]
I don't know how long this lasts.
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Hmm.
[ so he was thinking it. ]
I can go temporarily deaf, and pretend I hear nothing until it's over?
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It--no. That's... unnecessary. I'm sorry for the trouble.
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Darling, stop apologising. It's nice to be complimented.
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Fine...
[He wants to say it isn't nice unexpectedly, but he knows Astarion of all people won't think that.]
Anyway... This is not... terrible necessarily. The juice.
[Not the compliment curse.]
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It's popular for a reason. Even if it did also get pitched to me with the cereal option first. [ he understands ]