audience: astarion

[mygod]

Comments

[haematocritical]

I'm aware.

But the long and short of it, my dear is: I'm not doing badly all things considered.

[rhine]

Okay.

How's the adjustment over there?

[haematocritical]

Not bad, other than being somewhat overwhelmed by how much there actually is here. I'm not even sure what half of it is.

[rhine]

I did hear it's more comfortable... there is a Jamba Juice?

[haematocritical]

There is something called a Jamba Juice, yes.

[rhine]

Can you try some? For me?

[haematocritical]

… I could, yes?

Why, is it something special?

[rhine]

No idea! Never had it, but people mentioned it enough times to me that I'm starting to get jealous.

[haematocritical]

[ hmmm ]

I will have one and let you know what I think, then.

[rhine]

I look forward for your review!

... had a nice reunion with Karlach?

[haematocritical]

As nice as a review between two dead people can be. She’s doing rather well.

[rhine]

That's good... is she and Boothill PDA-y?

[haematocritical]

Not to an amount I would embarrass her in public over.

[ he does get to hear all about her sex life though. friend privileges(?) ]

[rhine]

[ HELP did astarion and gale bang btw. ]

Good to know that she's happy...

[haematocritical]

[ no ]

She is.

… It’s a good look on her.

[rhine]

Mmhm.

Is it a good look on you, too...

[haematocritical]

[ myyrrrreeggghghghghhhhh. ]

[rhine]

Well, it is!

[haematocritical]

Everyone is very interested in perceiving me.

[rhine]

I am invested in the happiness of people I like.

[haematocritical]

[ being nice to him!! no!!!!! ]

… I’d be happier if we weren’t separated, but it is what it is. [ it’s easier to figure out everything about your emotions when you can like… touch the person who messes with them in the first place.

[rhine]

... mm. Was it because of the task?

[ your fake dating that turned into real dating ]

[haematocritical]

[ our fake dating au. ]

…

It might’ve made me more aware of some things. I can’t speak for Gale.

[rhine]

... I would assume the same.

[ she lowers her voice ]

He's sort of dense about some things. He was shocked at discovering we're friends.

[haematocritical]

[ a chuckle.


coming from the guy who wouldn’t know if he was friends with someone until they told him. ]

When did you drop that on him?