residentmerc: (my mind's a kaleidoscope)

[personal profile] residentmerc 2024-07-09 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ don't look at his brain soup, it's boiling right now with the like 4 different effects he's under. it's fine. it's also fine not to google for nona and laudna, because i don't know their canons.

anyway cloud has fucking, magnets on his back or something, sword goes on the back as he heads over to the girls. that's how it stays up. i'm letting this happen. he knows them and they are (maybe?) (probably) not real, as the voice in his head keeps repeating, nothing is real kill everyone burn it all down blablaBLA, but that does not mean he currently wants to kill them, so. just approaching friendly thinking about how he wants a fight but he doesn't want to fight either of them. partially because laudna has a strength stat of 2, it wouldn't even be fun.

thinks very strongly about whether this stupid heavy sword is worth it ]


Hey. You guys got a minute?
residentmerc: (foolish and blind)

[personal profile] residentmerc 2024-07-09 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Borrowing it for a little bit.

[ he is observing them with a frown ]

What are you doing here? [ his team is the only human team or something, that was part of the lore of this tournament, and they looked afraid and he's actually such a sap that girl in trouble does ping him in his sanity. ] You got on someone's bad side pretty quick.
residentmerc: (wont you stay with me my darling when)

[personal profile] residentmerc 2024-07-09 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ no my laudna don't be wary 🥺 i say as he is literally carrying a cursed sword to murder them ]

Yeah. I heard about that. Demon's pretty impatient--he wants payment right away. [ hmmm. hmmmmmm. ] How much do you owe him?

[ the demon did not say and cloud is like. calculating something. you know how he wants a fight and is feeling a lil bloodthirsty and whatever. and this sword is lame. not as good as the zappy sword.

cloud is now immediately considering if he can go back and give the demon back his payment by stabbing him that seems the well thought-out course of action here ]
residentmerc: (to find illusions from deep inside)

[personal profile] residentmerc 2024-07-09 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh. for specific cr reasons this is actually very hurtful coming from laudna, probably more than it would be coming from nearly anyone else, and there's a flash of that in cloud's expression. there's a flash of it in the whispers in his head, too. of course she thinks so, cloud. you're the same as i am. she knows that more than anyone, doesn't she? she's seen it. you don't care about them. you'll cut them down when they're in your way. not that it matters, does it? they're not even real.

shut up. shut up, shut up. shut up. he's not. he wants to fight but it's himself, now. or the voices inside himself.]


... I wouldn't.

[ it feels like a weak plea. he kind of hates that too. he takes a step back, trying to show he's not dangerous to them.

(you are, though) ]


I'm asking because you're in danger. He hired me to get it back. He's not planning to wait for you guys to pony up. But if you don't have the money, we can find another way.
residentmerc: (why is recovery taking forever?)

[personal profile] residentmerc 2024-07-09 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ he wants to go back to haggling with zero money this sucks actually. his hand flexes. okay, well. it's fine. it would've been easier to get them out of trouble if he knew more about the situation, and it's. annoying and not at all hurtful that that's apparently not an option, but he had a plan b anyway. it's a very valid plan b where he tries to see if he can return the sword personally to its owner via stabbing. again absolutely NOTHING can backfire in doing a public marketplace murder ]

... Do what you want. I'll deal with it myself. [ he wants to fight, it boils and bubbles under his skin, but he doesn't want to fight them like this. with the fear. (doesn't want to fight them in general, keep it together.) ] If they've signed you up for that tournament--withdraw. You won't make it.

[ maybe that's not why they wanted the weapons. maybe it was just in general. but just in case? sure. whatever. anyway about to make a real good life decision by turning around to head back to the marketplace with his brain full of angry bees ]
residentmerc: (my eyes deceive)

[personal profile] residentmerc 2024-07-09 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be fine.

[ a little curt but that is what he would say no matter what. he's FINE nothing needs FIXING who needs EMOTIONS ANYWAY.

he is going back to the sword shop!!! depending on this demon's greeting he is probably getting a sword straight to the body but maybe cloud will do a cool quip before hand who knows but i have not been kidding the voices in his head are telling him this is his best idea today ]
residentmerc: (shine bright once more)

[personal profile] residentmerc 2024-07-09 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
Nah. Think I'd rather return the sword.

[ anyway he attempts to return it in the guy's stomach let's see if this works bye ]
residentmerc: (this selfishness this void to fill)

[personal profile] residentmerc 2024-07-09 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ wow! THIS FUCKING HURTS. he probably should've expected that! that does not make it any less painful. holy shit. he absolutely can power through it but he has to take at least five seconds to grasp at his arm and swear and regret some life decisions that have lead him here. does it still hurt if he drops the claymore to grab the zappy sword instead? it's a blood curse so probably but consider

i just really want the zappy sword. for fun. :(

anyway yeah after his initial bout of pain (and potentially sword switching, for fun 🥺) he is going to fight anyone coming after him! he might not have as easy a time with this heavy sword as usual between the pain and how it's heavier than he is used to, but he is driven by blood lust and it makes his brain go brrrrr

which is to say he is going for the kill on anyone coming close enough instead of trying to knock them out or something. even though they are having a completely normal response to a dude murdering a guy in broad daylight but they are demons and it's not like anything is real or matters anyway right!! ha ha ha stab. if they manage to hit him that just means they deserve to be stabbed MORE

i don't know how he's ever making it to the tournament he's busy brawling innocent(?) demons ]
residentmerc: (did i wait too long)

[personal profile] residentmerc 2024-07-09 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ YAY ZAPPY SWORD!!!!!

every single swing of it makes him feel like his arm is being ripped off but it's fine it's like using that accessory that makes you be at 1hp and cursed to fuck at the start of a battle solely so your stats go up! his stats didn't go up at all so there is only the downside but it is the SAME THING. he can POWER THROUGH THIS.

his bloodlust tells him this is baby numbers. he's also acting like it's baby numbers, cutting people down with deadly precision and rolling with the (spiky, hurtful, more clawing than not, he is accumulating scratches like crazy) punches. even when he falters due to being rudely moved off balance he will it's not a hail of bullets so he's fine. it's just a flesh wound! he would normally be better at dodging but he is having a rough day body wise. for like. two curses. three curses. i forget.

also his zappy sword is being abused of its zappy powers he will electrocute people as necessary, and the necessity is, always. it is always.

fifty demons is fine. if [static noise] could handle an army, he can do this much. he's soldier too. he doesn't currently remember who fought an army but then he thinks oh, right, surely he was thinking of sephiroth, but that comparison is bad and he hates it, so he does not linger on how he also did not see sephiroth fight back an army at any point in time. that's fine! it means he also does not linger on how he is kind of moving like sephiroth when he is doing this cool fun murder spree.

stab stab stabbity stab stab stab. demon and cloud blood spraying all over the merchandise. this was unnecessary in all ways aventurine has a spare sword. ]
residentmerc: (hear me once more)

[personal profile] residentmerc 2024-07-09 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he is a monster... and normally this reaction from literal demons might cause some Feelings or whatever but he's distracted by the announcement. wow that's embarrassing, imagine being on a team named the nood doods

wait

didn't everyone say he's the human participant

SHIT

'scuse him he has to go get to his tournament DOES HE EVEN HAVE TIME TO CHANGE OH WELL ]